Morrisons hot curries

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Gutmackem, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. Gutmackem

    Gutmackem Winger

    Just got a Volcanic Vindaloo & a Fiery Phall, might play it safe & go for the vindaloo first, anyone tried them?
  2. They've never had any left whenever I've been in my local one.
  3. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

    Might be waiting a while, those who have tried the Phal are probably still typing away with the straw cellotaped to their forehead.
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  4. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Don't know why people choose curries like this. They're not enjoyable and when I had a phall (for my 21st) I was shitting blood for 3 days.
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  5. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

    @Marty Moose had a packet of heavily spiced beef jerky once and I thought my arse was going to prolapse the morning after.
  6. Gutmackem

    Gutmackem Winger

    :lol: happy birthday
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  7. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    Carolina Reaper.

    People who eat that shite for fun must have asbestos ringpieces.
  8. ajthemackem

    ajthemackem Striker

  9. yamar1

    yamar1 Striker

    The volcanic blew my head off. I done a thread on it a couple of weeks back with a running commentary. :lol:
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  10. Snaggletooth

    Snaggletooth Central Defender Contributor

    I've just bought a couple of the phal ones for me tea. Opened one just to try the sauce, but it didn't seem that hot. Probably spicier once it's heated up.
  11. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    All sold out in the Chester Morrisons last night.

    Many a sore hoop this morning I imagine.
  12. Gutmackem

    Gutmackem Winger

    Plenty in Doxy Park

    OOOSH YEAH Central Defender

    This is a really daft assumption to make.
  14. Snaggletooth

    Snaggletooth Central Defender Contributor

    The volcanic vindaloo was spicy, even when cold. The phal didn't seem to be.

    OOOSH YEAH Central Defender

  16. Gideon Gungeon

    Gideon Gungeon Striker

    its the harm eating shitty processed food that puts us off mate, greatly increases the chances of getting cancer iirc
  17. Market Where?

    Market Where? Striker

    Just bought a chicken vidaloo
  18. banburysafc

    banburysafc Winger

    That thread about the Aldi curries was class :lol:
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  19. Gutmackem

    Gutmackem Winger

    Bloody hell just had the Vindaloo, canny like but I'm suffering now, will leave the Phall for a few days
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  20. Benjamin

    Benjamin Full Back

    Tend to find these supermarket curries are never that hot really , the Phal one from Pataks that Tesco sell has a nice kick to it but it’s certainly not a killer.

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