Moby and Natalie Portman

[The Lonious Monk]

I would like to hold her hand, and I am less creepy than moby

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[JAZZMANB]

Sounds like by creepy she means I expected him to shag me senseless and he bottled it and went home.
Freak !

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I do.

He meant no-one normal.

 

[joemcdokes]

He meant no-one normal.

What is normal?

 

[The Lonious Monk]

What is normal?

Okay. Think about who you are and what you do, right? Then, you take the opposite of that and, as you fuckers say, Bob's your uncle.

 

[joemcdokes]

Okay. Think about who you are and what you do, right? Then, you take the opposite of that and, as you fuckers say, Bob's your uncle.

Don't work then, it's the new black.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Don't work then, it's the new black.

Oh, I didn't say I was normal.

 

[look out piano]

She starred in Leon ffs, bit late to act the innocent now bleating that Moby was a f***ing creep .

 

[joemcdokes]

She starred in Leon ffs, bit late to act the innocent now bleating that Moby was a f***ing creep .

It's not real though, it's a film with people acting.

 

[Lambchops]

Dinnar what's gone on here but Natalie's absolutely lovely.

A little bit more polite than me but agreed completely - I'd f***ing ruin her

 

[look out piano]

It's not real though, it's a film with people acting.

Don't get me wrong Leon is one of my favourite films, would it get made now - NOPE.

 

[joemcdokes]

Don't get me wrong Leon is one of my favourite films, would it get made now - NOPE.

Maybes it would but Matilda would be a boy trapped in a girls body.

 

[look out piano]

Maybes it would but Matilda would be a boy trapped in a girls body.

 

[PTR]

Don't get me wrong Leon is one of my favourite films, would it get made now - NOPE.

There was a film recently that was promoted along very similar lines. Something about a superhero's sidekick who was also his Daughter.

Ah, Kick Ass. Very similar.

 

[FootballFan]

She starred in Leon ffs, bit late to act the innocent now bleating that Moby was a f***ing creep .

eh?

 

[PTR]

eh?

I thought that, too.

 

[look out piano]

There was a film recently that was promoted along very similar lines. Something about a superhero's sidekick who was also his Daughter.

Ah, Kick Ass. Very similar.

No implied sexual stuff, not creepy at all tbf.

 

[PTR]

No implied sexual stuff, not creepy at all tbf.

The marketing was though. I remember thinking it was a bit "off"

 

[look out piano]

The marketing was though. I remember thinking it was a bit "off"

I didn't tbh.

 

[PTR]

I didn't tbh.

Really? This was one of the marketing posters.

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That's a 12 year old girl.

"The film received an R rating by the MPAA for "strong brutal violence throughout, pervasive language, sexual content, nudity and some drug use—some involving children", and it received a 15 rating from the BBFC."