Man KILLS seagull after it stole one of his chips by grabbing its legs and smashing it against wall

[myleftfoot1978]

It was an over the shoulder attack. Even the most experienced chip shielder would have struggled to fend the beady eyed bastard off!

Got no chance at all against ninja seagulls like, you don't even know they are there until your past your savloy is are in there beaks

 

[lenshack]

I always thought seagulls were solid, bit of a poor show from this one to get knacked by a fat old man

Greedy sod probably stuffed itself with so many chips it struggled to take off.

 

[Dave Hosselhaff]

Feed them regularly me, waste bread gets chucked on the garage roof and is gone in minutes.

 

[Onlyfoolsrushin]

No. The last pair can live on your roof and wake you up at 3am every day.

My Chickens already do that.

 

[JGC]

Walked out of Dicksons in South Shields about 10 years a go with a sausage sarnie, 2 seagulls dive bombed me and got the sarnie. Didn't know what was happening at first, everyone was in kink.

The hardest seagulls in the world them ones that roam King street. Absolute lunatics they are

 

[Dogbark]

My Chickens already do that.

The chickens from above.

 

[Red N White Baron]

A seagull dive bombed me 25ish years ago.
I tried to dodge it and stuck the nut on my girlfriend, bost all of nose.
We didn’t last too long after that.

 

[I'm Spartacus]

I once saw a Herring Gull grab a whole battered cod off an 8-10-ish year old girl’s tray in Padstow then drop it in the harbour. Malicious bastard.

 

[kossoff]

Saw a pigeon drop out of the sky the other week. A couple of seagulls swooped onto it mid-flight then when it dropped to the ground one of the seagulls swooped down and just sat on it. Evil bastards.

 

[Charmless Man]

A seagull dive bombed me 25ish years ago.
I tried to dodge it and stuck the nut on my girlfriend, bost all of nose.
We didn’t last too long after that.

Ridiculous how you react to these things.

I was walking back to a hotel room on holiday (canny pissed) when a massive moth flew out at me. Now I’m not particularly bothered about moths but this bat sized beast appeared out of nowhere and I tried to jerk my head out of the way and smacked it straight into a pillar

 

[THELORDRODWELL]

That’ll send a message to all the other seagulls iirc

 

[I'm Spartacus]

Gull plop is apparently poo and pee combined as it comes out the same hole.

f***ing years ago my mate got hit by the biggest shit ever in blandford street. It hit him on the front of his black jacket in a diabolical crystal palace-esq diagonal green and white stripe. It was on his face and everything.

 

[Deleted member 36123]

Lost my ice cream to a bloody seagull in Llandudno once - wish I had been able to catch the bastard!

 

[dangermows]

Feed them regularly me, waste bread gets chucked on the garage roof and is gone in minutes.

I usually just place a loaf on someone's car.

 

[PixieFaceFTM]

I’ve just witness 2 seagulls gang up and kill a pigeon tonight so I have no sympathy for the bastards

 

[Travis]

Had a similar incident a couple of weeks ago. A seagull landed on an old fellas table and tried to nick some food. He grabbed it by its neck and started smashing its head against a metal railing. Bloke just wouldn’t let it go. Ended up wrestling with it to the floor. Bar staff asked him to let it go but he refused. So I stepped in. Told him to drop it when he didn’t I knelt on his forearm until he dropped it. Carried it out and thankfully it came to and flew off albeit his leg looked bust up so he probably got picked out later on and died quite quickly.

Not a fan of seagulls but fuck off if you think cruelty in that manner is acceptable. It is illegal and just wrong.

 

[Kevsgreat]

That time of year when the younguns are walking about on the ground unable to fly and the fully grown mad squalking bastards are swooping down at you if you dare walk down the same street.

 

[Deleted member 40288]

I once saw a Herring Gull grab a whole battered cod off an 8-10-ish year old girl’s tray in Padstow then drop it in the harbour. Malicious bastard.

Probably when it realised it was cod????

I’ve just witness 2 seagulls gang up and kill a pigeon tonight so I have no sympathy for the bastards

This ^^^^ - I saw one last night with smashing a young blackbird against a roof repeatedly. Can't complain when it happens to one of them can they???

 

[Dogbark]

Had a similar incident a couple of weeks ago. A seagull landed on an old fellas table and tried to nick some food. He grabbed it by its neck and started smashing its head against a metal railing. Bloke just wouldn’t let it go. Ended up wrestling with it to the floor. Bar staff asked him to let it go but he refused. So I stepped in. Told him to drop it when he didn’t I knelt on his forearm until he dropped it. Carried it out and thankfully it came to and flew off albeit his leg looked bust up so he probably got picked out later on and died quite quickly.

Not a fan of seagulls but fuck off if you think cruelty in that manner is acceptable. It is illegal and just wrong.

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[My Left Foot]

Self defence.