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[beverly macca]

The cesspit fire guard is broken.

 

[Qwerty]

If this is news then why didn’t the media report on the closure of the Wheatley Hill bypass last year?

Corrupt and biased London bollocks

We still haven't defeated the London liberal elite. Except membership of Reform to rocket.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

We still haven't defeated the London liberal elite. Except membership of Reform to rocket.

Absolutely baffling we are focusing on this when we have wars in Ukraine and the Middle East, a cost of living crisis and a missing princess

 

[Quench]

Absolutely baffling we are focusing on this when we have wars in Ukraine and the Middle East, a cost of living crisis and a missing princess

Don't worry the missing princess has jumped ship to Reform

 

[chevvies]

I hope it's open again tomorrow for all the Man Utd supporters heading to Old Trafford

When I worked in Surrey, there was a daft knacker who was Red Devil daft, he’d buy anything, except a ticket.

 

[daventry cat]

Drove down to Kent yesterday the Junction was as usual a massive bag of shit then coming back heathrow to M40 was worse ...again as usual

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Drove down to Kent yesterday the Junction was as usual a massive bag of shit then coming back heathrow to M40 was worse ...again as usual

And then what happened?

 

[ClassicDom]

Drove down to Kent yesterday the Junction was as usual a massive bag of shit then coming back heathrow to M40 was worse ...again as usual

It can’t ever be fixed either.

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[daventry cat]

And then what happened?

i woke up and it was all a dream

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

i woke up and it was all a dream

Dreaming about the m40 is a new low

 

[Shambo]

I don't remember this happening before the vaccine

 

[daventry cat]

Dreaming about the m40 is a new low

oh i dont know when youve already been sat in a wagon for 14 hrs and you hit the bottom of it youre on your way home albeit with 2 1/2 hrs still to go

Sounds dreamy to me

 

[Rob the Ref]

Khans East Durham

Is that the takeaway on the Front Street

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Only happens when SAFC are playing at home.

 

[Ned Land]

A road in London is closed …

Seriously a ROAD in London has closed for repairs over the weekend…

News alerts on my phone.
Headline on Sky and BBC News at 7am this morning.

Stay safe everybody.

May God, Allah, Jedi and all who you believe in at this time be with you.

Peace

Cockernees all own their own helicopter, Tesla EV and light train systems … FCUK ‘EM.

Meanwhile in the provinces we have potholes, non existent rural bus links, cattle class commuter trains etc.

 

[ozz]

If this is news then why didn’t the media report on the closure of the Wheatley Hill bypass last year?

Corrupt and biased London bollocks

Wheatley Hill bypass leads to nowhere. This closure affects 100’s of thousands. Access to the countries 2 biggest airports is severely restricted and would you believe that people from all over the country use them. Everyone has to be aware.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Wheatley Hill bypass leads to nowhere. This closure affects 100’s of thousands. Access to the countries 2 biggest airports is severely restricted and would you believe that people from all over the country use them. Everyone has to be aware.

Have you ever considered a degree in critical thinking?

 

[ozz]

Have you ever considered a degree in critical thinking?

Don’t even know what it is.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Don’t even know what it is.

Quite obviously

 

[ozz]

Quite obviously

Hope it’s useful to you in Wheatley Hill.