London, the capital of crime

[nyron4england]

Khans failing

debatable.

 

[spitfire]

Apparently all of the stabbers come from Shields.

 

[LondonMackem]

Victim named in hair salon murder

Day by day, night by night we hear about a life been taken in this scary city we call our capital. Mr Khan the mayor is seriously under pressure to resign. Everyone is terrified to go and get their weekly shop now because of the scumbags they let walk the streets.

Kenneth longhorn from Fulham, stated “ I have to go and get my big brother to get my weekly shop. I’m scared to even open my blinds on a morning, this is a unsafe place to live. My sister Edna, lives in Nottingham and I’m seriously debating moving there with her. Last week I went to put a 4 fold on and there was a man with a hood following me at a quick pace so i ran away in fear and hid in the local park tennis courts. This is not our capital city, it’s a hellhole.”

When you thinking of logging in as @Caer_Urfa to agree with yourself?

 

[zwartekat]

When you thinking of logging in as @Caer_Urfa to agree with yourself?

I was wondering the same

 

[ATS]

I’m on my way back having been in London since Monday. Not a drop of acid in sight.

We are going for 3 days next week, hope I come back.

 

[LondonMackem]

I was wondering the same

Blokes a proper weirdo like. Almost pity him.

 

[monkeytassle]

I see this hasn't gone away after my stint on the sidelines. Awful banter this.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

When you thinking of logging in as @Caer_Urfa to agree with yourself?

This.

Blokes a proper weirdo like. Almost pity him.

This.

I see this hasn't gone away after my stint on the sidelines. Awful banter this.

This.

 

[LondonMackem]

This.



This.



This.

Just think, you live for this. Pathetic ain’t it?

 

[Charmless Man]

Victim named in hair salon murder

Day by day, night by night we hear about a life been taken in this scary city we call our capital. Mr Khan the mayor is seriously under pressure to resign. Everyone is terrified to go and get their weekly shop now because of the scumbags they let walk the streets.

Kenneth longhorn from Fulham, stated “ I have to go and get my big brother to get my weekly shop. I’m scared to even open my blinds on a morning, this is a unsafe place to live. My sister Edna, lives in Nottingham and I’m seriously debating moving there with her. Last week I went to put a 4 fold on and there was a man with a hood following me at a quick pace so i ran away in fear and hid in the local park tennis courts. This is not our capital city, it’s a hellhole.”

 

[MackneyHackem]

Imagine your life being so mundane that you actually go and do a weekly shop man.

 

[Charmless Man]

Imagine your life being so mundane that you actually go and do a weekly shop man.

I mainly ignored the activity he was describing. Just the suggestion that people are scared to go about their day to day lives.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I mainly ignored the activity he was describing. Just the suggestion that people are scared to go about their day to day lives.

Oh that wasn't worth acknowledging imo.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Just think, you live for this. Pathetic ain’t it?

He needs a distraction from a life living in his mam’s box room with his wank sock as his only companion

 

[LondonMackem]

He needs a distraction from a life living in his mam’s box room with his wank sock as his only companion

Probably on a register somewhere too. This looks like it helps distract him from wallowing in self pity, even if only for a short time.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Imagine your life being so mundane that you actually go and do a weekly shop man.

If I lived down there I’d get one of my servants to do that for me.

 

[MackneyHackem]

If I lived down there I’d get one of my servants to do that for me.

We call them 'Ocado drivers'.

 

[Caer_Urfa]

Just think, you live for this. Pathetic ain’t it?

I aint the op marra i agree its a shit thread

 

[mad cyril]

One of the worlds, true great cities.

 

[monkeytassle]

Couple of pints after work and in a cab home