dangermows
Striker
I reckon that’s closest to the truth tbh. Probably just a Dutch kid who did a Sunderland ‘road to glory’ career mode on FIFA, then did a Leeds one and decided to make them his team. Reminds me of when I was a kid and we all had NHL teams. No actual grown up fan from the area would carry on like that.
That’s my charitable theory because I always give people the benefit of the doubt. The alternative is that he’s the saddest mag in existence, which is a f***ing tough category to stand out in.