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I prefer a pork pie.No-one called for the Duke yet?
That's the food sorted but what about the leather cowboy hat?I prefer a pork pie.
Pork pie hat , twat....That's the food sorted but what about the leather cowboy hat?
A what? You must be an office wanker?Repeat that and I will track you down and I will disfigure you with a monkeywrench.
by the mouthful...I'm "of a certain age" now and want to start wearing one now as it seems that they're getting quite popular amongst older blokes. They seem to be around the £20 mark on ebay but I'm worried about the quality - anyone bought one and can recommend them? Also how do you measure your head?
Pork pie hat , twat....
A what? You must be an office wanker?
Ya dinnat.I know where you live.
More like Quick Draw McGrawHow come all the semi serious replies?
I thought this was a parody thread and I just hadn’t come across the ‘root’ thread yet.
The OP is surely not serious?
A Mackem lad in the north east going for that Tim McGraw* look? I’m not having that.
*popular country singer and suspect baldie for whom no occasion has been conjured up that is not appropriate for him to attend with his welded-on leather cowboy hat. The ridiculous wanker.
Took up line-dancing ^^^^^^^^^I'm "of a certain age" now and want to start wearing one now as it seems that they're getting quite popular amongst older blokes. They seem to be around the £20 mark on ebay but I'm worried about the quality - anyone bought one and can recommend them? Also how do you measure your head?
I know where you live.
This x 10000