Just Grassed Me Missus Up

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Got a letter from the cops asking for the driver of the car (registered in my name) doing 35 MPH in a 30 zone.
Being a gent, I was tempted to take the fine for her but thought that might be worse if they checked their pic.

Would you have grassed on your missus?


Speaking of pics, and grass, here she is -

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[PhilSAFC]

As if you have a lass

 

[Goat Eyes]

My mam grassed me for the same offence years ago. Bitch.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

As if you have a lass

Had a few but you always look familiar Pip -

• Philadelphia
  
• Philippa
  
• Philippina

• Phillipa
  
• Phillis
  
• Philoma

• Philomena
  
• Philomene
  
• Philyra

 

[skybo]

Got a letter from the cops asking for the driver of the car (registered in my name) doing 35 MPH in a 30 zone.
Being a gent, I was tempted to take the fine for her but thought that might be worse if they checked their pic.

Would you have grassed on your missus?


Speaking of pics, and grass, here she is -

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Wad

 

[EchoMan]

Wad

With a lawn mower

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Nope, I never grass on anyone.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Nope, I never grass on anyone.

Is this song in your set?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Nope, I never grass on anyone.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Nope, I never grass on anyone.

 

[Typhoonftm]

These.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Not sure what is more surprising, the OP admitting to being a grass or the fact he claims to have a Mrs

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Not sure what is more surprising, the OP admitting to being a grass or the fact he claims to have a Mrs

Certainly not the fact that you stalked and tried to have a go at me Plum...

Nope, I never grass on anyone.

Did you get the spelling for 'Hope' wrong marra?

 

[Schwarzy]

She'll get a ban.

For being under 15.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Got a letter from the cops asking for the driver of the car (registered in my name) doing 35 MPH in a 30 zone.
Being a gent, I was tempted to take the fine for her but thought that might be worse if they checked their pic.

Would you have grassed on your missus?


Speaking of pics, and grass, here she is -

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Whats his name?

 

[Willincity]

How can one be doing 35 mph on a camel in a build up area?

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Certainly not the fact that you stalked and tried to have a go at me Plum...


Did you get the spelling for 'Hope' wrong marra?

Stalked? Please elaborate.

 

[monkeytassle]

Got a letter from the cops asking for the driver of the car (registered in my name) doing 35 MPH in a 30 zone.
Being a gent, I was tempted to take the fine for her but thought that might be worse if they checked their pic.

Would you have grassed on your missus?


Speaking of pics, and grass, here she is -

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Given you're a self confessed far behemoth this doesn't bode well

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Have you been to the pictures to see Halloween with her yet?

 

[TubeStationAt12]

My Mrs (Na) does absolutely fuck all in a hurry so I’ve got no worries about a speeding ticket.