Just Grassed Me Missus Up

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Abu Dhabi Red and White, Nov 8, 2018.

  1. Got a letter from the cops asking for the driver of the car (registered in my name) doing 35 MPH in a 30 zone.
    Being a gent, I was tempted to take the fine for her but thought that might be worse if they checked their pic.

    Would you have grassed on your missus?


    Speaking of pics, and grass, here she is -
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  2. As if you have a lass
     
  3. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    My mam grassed me for the same offence years ago. Bitch.
     
  4. Stevie Freestein II likes this.
  5. skybo

    skybo Subs Bench

    Wad
     
  6. EchoMan

    EchoMan Winger

    With a lawn mower
     
  7. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Nope, I never grass on anyone.
     
  8. Is this song in your set?

     
  9. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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  10. Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump Central Defender

    :oops::oops::oops::oops:
     
  11. These. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  12. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Not sure what is more surprising, the OP admitting to being a grass or the fact he claims to have a Mrs
     
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  13. Certainly not the fact that you stalked and tried to have a go at me Plum...

    Did you get the spelling for 'Hope' wrong marra?
     
  14. Schwarzy

    Schwarzy Full Back

    She'll get a ban.

    For being under 15.
     
  15. Whats his name?
     
  16. Willincity

    Willincity Central Defender

    How can one be doing 35 mph on a camel in a build up area?
     
  17. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Stalked? Please elaborate.
     
  18. monkeytassle

    monkeytassle Striker

    Given you're a self confessed far behemoth this doesn't bode well
     
  19. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Winger

    Have you been to the pictures to see Halloween with her yet?
     
  20. TubeStationAt12

    TubeStationAt12 Midfield

    My Mrs (Na) does absolutely fuck all in a hurry so I’ve got no worries about a speeding ticket.
     

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