John Lewis Christmas advert

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Shit...f***ing ad companies must be laughing their cocks off that daft shites are desperately waiting for adverts like it’s a new album or summat


And I love Christmas and all the usual shite that goes with it
 
It’s more about Elton John than Christmas. I’ve been told he was paid £5m for that and to think he has a farewell tour to advertise for next year.
One of the worst Xmas ads I’ve seen tbh.
I take it John Lewis have started selling pianos.
 
Firstly, it's only f***ing November ffs!! And secondly, Christmas adverts my f***ing arse!! I detest them to the core of my soul.(Unless they are for charity).

ASDA, John Lewis, Tescos, Boots, Morrisons and all there rest can fuck right off with this utter shite and sacrilege of the real meaning of Christmas. Don't fall for it, otherwise you are selling out your soul to commercialism and their cheesy as fuck, emotional claptrap. The slave driving, low paying twats and this utter pap, don't make me feel wonderful and tempted to buy into their brainwashing shite.

Every f***ing year and it's getting worse and earlier, Lord please give me strength!!

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Btw if anyone is looking for a piano, I have a mahogany upright Kawai piano in very good condition for sale.
Cost £2500 will take £500, no offers.
It comes with a stool.

That reminds me when Liberace died everyone wanted his piano but no one wanted his stool.
The piano for sale is legit.
 
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tunstall birdman said:
Firstly, it's only f***ing November ffs!! And secondly, Christmas adverts my f***ing arse!! I detest them to the core of my soul.(Unless they are for charity).

ASDA, John Lewis, Tescos, Boots, Morrisons and all there rest can fuck right off with this utter shite and sacrilege of the real meaning of Christmas. Don't fall for it, otherwise you are selling out your soul to commercialism and their cheesy as fuck, emotional claptrap. The slave driving, low paying twats and this utter pap, don't make me feel wonderful and tempted to buy into their brainwashing shite.

Every f***ing year and it's getting worse and earlier, Lord please give me strength!!

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Don't get angry mate. it's not your style ;)
 
tunstall birdman said:
Firstly, it's only f***ing November ffs!! And secondly, Christmas adverts my f***ing arse!! I detest them to the core of my soul.(Unless they are for charity).

ASDA, John Lewis, Tescos, Boots, Morrisons and all there rest can fuck right off with this utter shite and sacrilege of the real meaning of Christmas. Don't fall for it, otherwise you are selling out your soul to commercialism and their cheesy as fuck, emotional claptrap. The slave driving, low paying twats and this utter pap, don't make me feel wonderful and tempted to buy into their brainwashing shite.

Every f***ing year and it's getting worse and earlier, Lord please give me strength!!

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Made my day that post. Absolutely brilliant. :lol:
 
Space Hopper said:
Made my day that post. Absolutely brilliant. :lol:
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Honestly, the way people go 'Aww' and go on about these sickly, soppy, sugary, vomit inducing, snide-emotional shite, gets right on my f***ing tits! It's not often that something makes me angry but this does.:lol:

I wish people would get emotional about the Homeless instead and go out, help, donate, do something, and indulge into the real meaning of Christmas by helping someone less fortunate.;)
 
I thought it was crap. Not very Christmassy at all. After that I found out he’s got a book, film / album coming out next year, I thought it was even worse.

The Sainsbury’s one is great though :lol:
 
If you notice at the end of the advert it reads John Lewis and Partners ..... Also the design of the John Lewis logo has changed from just the huge writing.
 
it is a bit hypocritical about a mother and sons relationship when Elton only started to speak to his mother again after a long term feud, shortly before she died.
 
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