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Oh darn. It didn't augur well, niknak. Given my own obsession with absterging the podex, I've become a great arsewipe evangelist. Those moist miracles are like an angel's wings. However, I've recently encountered a rival product which might prove (warning: what I'm about to say verges on heresy) even better. And what is this รผbermensch product, I hear you ask? And my deceptively simple answer? Arsefoam. It's the future, Ah tell thi....Had a night of hell Hanky. Bloody foreign muck. Steak and chips next time
Morning young V
Morning young Spammy
Hellzapoppin', Archie, la....Had Morrisons hellfire sausages last night โฆ. They were bad enough going in never mind this morning
Ouch. Sounds like you need a new corner man, Snorbens, la.Morning Hank, Becs, MM, Vic, Fred, SFATI good luck tonight, KB, Cloughy, Echo, Chunky, TVM, Dilli and Storts when you surface and all. Walk this morning after not much kip with 5 stitches in my lug.
Spag Bol and a few Friday night pints down the local.
Sleep well inMorning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
A duck fer his namesake....Morning Hank, Morning All
Nowt for the duck.
Stay Safe
Great news, Vic. Congratulations to all concerned. Please keep us posted as to whether the new member of the tribe is Victor or Victoria....Morning Hank and all. Nowt for me out tonight for tonight to celebrate as find out today if first grand child is boy or girl
Have a good Friday everyone and stay safe
Morning MM
Morning Fred
Morning niknak
Morning TVM
Morning gluepot
Morning bonnylad
Morning Marra, enjoy the baby finding outMorning KK
Morning mate
Morning mate
Morning 1920
Morning pet
Morning scotty
Morning mate
Morning wando
Morning spammers
Morning Andy
Morning Snorbens, stitches must be due out soon marraMorning Hank, Becs, MM, Vic, Fred, SFATI good luck tonight, KB, Cloughy, Echo, Chunky, TVM, Dilli and Storts when you surface and all. Walk this morning after not much kip with 5 stitches in my lug.
Spag Bol and a few Friday night pints down the local.
Morning Hank. Probably watch Stoke after Corrie.
Morning Becs. Morning all. Still grafting.
Morning Hank, Becs, MM, Vic, Fred, SFATI good luck tonight, KB, Cloughy, Echo, Chunky, TVM, Dilli and Storts when you surface and all. Walk this morning after not much kip with 5 stitches in my lug.
Spag Bol and a few Friday night pints down the local.
Morning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
Enjoy yaMorning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
Morning Hank, morning everyone.00:15
Chile v Argentina
FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifier
Premier Sports 1
08:45
Western Sydney Wanderers Women v Adelaide United Women
A-League Women
BT Sport 1
19:45
Huddersfield Town v Stoke City
Championship
Sky Sports Main Event Sky Sports Football Sky Sports Ultra HD
19:45
Ballymena United v Cliftonville
Northern Irish Premiership
BBC iPlayer BBC Sport Website
19:45
Morton v Raith Rovers
Scottish Championship
BBC Scotland BBC iPlayer BBC Sport Website
21:00
Colombia v Peru
FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifier
FreeSports
22:00
Venezuela v Bolivia
FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifier
Premier Sports 1
morning all thatโs yer lot just Huddersfield for me
Nice one on the owld torics, la. They'll make everything gin-clear....Morning mate. I've got my new toric contact lenses in today and I can see. It's amazing how crisp everything is
Morning marra. Hope it's healing up nicely
Morning marra and night night
Very sorry to learn about all this, marra. Please send them all my best wishes for a full and (hopefully) speedy recovery.Morning peeps
Tโs Illness continues in a frozzen TN35
One son & grandson got virus as well ( different households)
It puts my hockling & spluttering into context
Chicken & vegetable kebabs prepped & marinating for Ninja toneet - with home made flat breads. Got a salsa to smash up but wonโt take long.
Avvegudden
Congratulations!!!!Morning Hank and all. Nowt for me out tonight for tonight to celebrate as find out today if first grand child is boy or girl
Have a good Friday everyone and stay safe
Morning MM
Morning Fred
Morning niknak
Morning TVM
Morning gluepot
Morning bonnylad
Morning Hank mate NOTSFM00:15
Chile v Argentina
FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifier
Premier Sports 1
08:45
Western Sydney Wanderers Women v Adelaide United Women
A-League Women
BT Sport 1
19:45
Huddersfield Town v Stoke City
Championship
Sky Sports Main Event Sky Sports Football Sky Sports Ultra HD
19:45
Ballymena United v Cliftonville
Northern Irish Premiership
BBC iPlayer BBC Sport Website
19:45
Morton v Raith Rovers
Scottish Championship
BBC Scotland BBC iPlayer BBC Sport Website
21:00
Colombia v Peru
FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifier
FreeSports
22:00
Venezuela v Bolivia
FIFA World Cup 2022 Qualifier
Premier Sports 1
morning all thatโs yer lot just Huddersfield for me
Morning Mr MM mate have a good oneMorning Hank morning all
Work all day, none of that for me Iโm afraid, good luck Stoke for @Scorefrom a throw in
Have a great Friday everyone
Morning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
Morning addicted hope your day goes as well as these days canMorning Hank, Becs and all,
Going down Mere Knolls this morning to โvisitโ my sisters and take them some flowers . It would have been their 48th birthdays today if they were still here but they died when they were only 28 and 32 . Still miss them all these years later.
Good luck in your match tonight SFATI, hope itโs 3 points and a better performance than midweek.
Gotta go and have a shower before the kids wake up, itโs the only time I get ten minutes to myself.
Have a fantastic Friday everyone xx
Morning Mr Javelin SirMorning Hank
Morning Dilly, Becs, Wakey, SFATI, Cloughiewobble, Echoman, Chorley, Musicman, Lonious Monk, Janey, Sismanhatton, AndyGray1985, VicCarlton, MK Mackem, Kingdom Bhoy, Kid Galahad, Chunky Lover53, Tipton Baggie, VHFC, eddtheduck, Bonzo, Snorbens, Storford, phunboy, johnap, glass slippers, annie228, St Joes Lad , Tunstall Birdman, Buster, Rip van fish, cfg , The Professor, oilcat , wandofaleftpeg, Sunnybrow Red, WillInSpain, NikNak123, T-Bone, KarenDent, Blue Bell lad, Huffy Duffy, Thamesvalleyman, Malcolm X, Drexel, B1gals, Heroesof73, Bachhus, Cattach safc, Gluepot, mackemal, bonnylad, Tannerabag, Stormo, Riffraff, macum1920 , Scotty1978, Lipso, Red Flag Flying, Kennington Kid, horselover, turnthetide3, addicted-to-safc and all.
None of that lot for me today.
Have a good day everyone and stay safe
Morning VHFC and congrats on the upcoming addition to the familyMorning Hank and all. Nowt for me out tonight for tonight to celebrate as find out today if first grand child is boy or girl
Have a good Friday everyone and stay safe
Morning MM
Morning Fred
Morning niknak
Morning TVM
Morning gluepot
Morning bonnylad
Morning Becs glad to hear your testing negative hope the bairn is feeling okMorning lads. Just tested negative so I'm off to work today. Might stick Stoke on this evening.
Morning marra
Morning mate
Morning marra
Morning mate
Morning Dilli happy slumbersMorning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
Morning/Evening DilliMorning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
Morning AL you to marraMorning to the great and good who post on this thread./
One of the lads is off today so work is a touch hectic.
Stay safe all
Morning Hank mate NOTSFM
Morning Mr MM mate have a good one
Morning EMMorning Hank. Probably watch Stoke after Corrie.
Morning Becs. Morning all. Still grafting.
Morning cloughyBe careful what you wish for, niknak, la.
Given your aversion to "foreign muck" I'm astounded by your choice of late night provender....
Peace be with your sisters, marra.
Morning snorbensMorning Hank, Becs, MM, Vic, Fred, SFATI good luck tonight, KB, Cloughy, Echo, Chunky, TVM, Dilli and Storts when you surface and all. Walk this morning after not much kip with 5 stitches in my lug.
Spag Bol and a few Friday night pints down the local.
Morning dilli have a good kipMorning Hank. Morning Gentlekats.
@becs , @Kingdom Bhoy , @Wakey ftm in Sussex , @Scorefrom a throw in, @Musicman , @EchoMan , @Stortford ,@Fred Basset , @sismanhatton ,@Mk Mackem , @hank williams , @VHFC,@AndyGray1985 , @st joes lad , @b1gals , @Spam Javelin , @GlassSlippers , @thecloughywobble , @oilcat , @thamesvalleyman , @Wandofaleftpeg, @robbied1 , @Kid Galahad , @phunboy , @tunstall birdman , @niknak_123 , @macum1920 , @123SunTan , @PeteFTM ,@Butcher 's Coat , @Snorbens , @viccarlton , @eddtheduck , @Bonzo, @mackemal @Harvey16 @gluepot @bonnylad @Tannerabag, @Johnap, @forever changes, @WillInSpain, @turnthetide3, @Scotty 1978, @Kennington Kid, @Haswell Makem, @T_Bone
Just got finished and Iโm off to me cot.
Hope you all have a favourable Friday. Stay Sanitised
Morning eddMorning Hank, Morning All
Nowt for the duck.
Stay Safe