I'm at a bastard wedding on the day of the play off final

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Anyway it looks like the service won’t actually start til around 5 so I can watch the match at a pub round the corner.

Got danger written all over that mind starting at service at 5

 

[MackneyHackem]

Got danger written all over that mind starting at service at 5

Guarantee the only person pissed at the start of this wedding will be me.

 

[LondonMackem]

Just buy this and send it in your place. Nobody will know the difference:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ainsley-Ha...sley+harriott+life+size+cutout&qid=1558105517

The reviews are class

 

[Daydream Believer]

liverpool half marathon for me

Edinburgh Marathon for me. (My Black Cat's blacker than yours etc )

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Guarantee the only person pissed at the start of this wedding will be me.

f***ing hell sounds bad

 

[Daydream Believer]

No. I don't get sick pay so a few weeks off work is going to hit me in the pocket again. I could claim but it's against the NHS. We had to fight tooth and nail to get stuff that we needed for my Dad due to funding levels, so I'd feel shite taking money out when I know the NHS is strapped for funds.

Pretty sure they'll have liability insurance for that sort of thing. Or a meringue?

 

[becs]

Pretty sure they'll have liability insurance for that sort of thing. Or a meringue?

I dunno?

It's still not something I'd feel comfortable with claiming. I'd be happy with an apology from the original consultant and steps put in place so it doesn't happen to another woman.

 

[Daydream Believer]

I dunno?

It's still not something I'd feel comfortable with claiming. I'd be happy with an apology from the original consultant and steps put in place so it doesn't happen to another woman.

Saying I'm sorry, from a legal perspective (according to different laws), may be considered an admission and hence may lead to the loss of malpractice insurance coverage. To apologise or not to apologise?

 

[LondonMackem]

you ok mate?

What’s this crack?

I've just got other priorities. Watching overpaid clowns hood a ball around badly isn't high on the list anymore.

Close the curtains

 

[becs]

Saying I'm sorry, from a legal perspective (according to different laws), may be considered an admission and hence may lead to the loss of malpractice insurance coverage. To apologise or not to apologise?

Never thought about it like that.

She has written a letter explaining why she only did half the operation but that just annoyed me as what she is saying is makes no sense.

What’s this crack?

Just piss taking from a thread that was deleted.

 

[Goat Eyes]

If it’s good enough for William it’s good enough for you @MackneyHackem

Royals among guests for Lady Gabriella Windsor wedding Royals among guests for Windsor wedding

 

[dangermows]

f***ing hell sounds bad

Rest on the beak

 

[Gala]

I’m sure this thread was 3 pages longer a minute ago.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I’m sure this thread was 3 pages longer a minute ago.

A certain poster is father of the year.

A certain poster isn’t mother of the year.

A certain poster has a dog.

Guess whee’s whee.

 

[monkeytassle]

A certain poster is father of the year.

A certain poster isn’t mother of the year.

A certain poster has a dog.

Guess whee’s whee.

Question is who hit report.

 

[Gala]

A certain poster is father of the year.

A certain poster isn’t mother of the year.

A certain poster has a dog.

Guess whee’s whee.

The shit getting hoyed at Cat was ridiculous.

 

[CatRyan]

The shit getting hoyed at Cat was ridiculous.

...and I get a warning.

Nice work mods.

 

[monkeytassle]

...and I get a warning.

Nice work mods.

I got one too. You were the one that mentioned my wife and kids.

 

[CatRyan]

I got one too. You were the one that mentioned my wife and kids.

You did. All the time. You said they were your priority not football.

 

[monkeytassle]

You did. All the time. You said they were your priority not football.

I said I had other priorities. You can check if you like.