Working from home today.
* settles back to monitor the coming carnage *
NOM - Set the alarm on your watch/phone now.
Apologise in advance to the airline staff.
Locate the sick bags NOW.
I've wrote a reminder on me computer so I'll be fine. Glass no.3 now.
Missed my flight from Arlanda this morning due to being a feckless tit.
Was due into Ponteland at 12ish now 2000ish.
300 pund lighter anarl after rebooking. f***ing wanker
Fuckers better win tomorrow