I'm a right knacker me...

[Riviera]

aint you supposed to be at the airport 2-3 hours before departure?

Not in them Third World countries marra ......................

 

[hudson88]

Haway mate, there must be some fit Swedish birds you can get pictures of and hoy on here to pass time!

 

[super-niall]

Thought I'd pass some time being creative:

You'll not see tomorrow at this rate.

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

aint you supposed to be at the airport 2-3 hours before departure?

Why no. Online check in, no luggage to check in, at the very most one hour before departure

 

[---Nemo---]

this has got potential

Indeed. Haway Onions lad. :-D

 

[ned_werby]

Working from home today.

* settles back to monitor the coming carnage *

NOM - Set the alarm on your watch/phone now.

Apologise in advance to the airline staff.

Locate the sick bags NOW.

Continue.....

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

Haway mate, there must be some fit Swedish birds you can get pictures of and hoy on here to pass time!

There's nee one here marra. Being gid posh I'm in the executive lounge and it's empty (see below). If any blart gets in I'll be sure to get a pic tho'

 

[Sandboy]

There's nee one here marra. Being gid posh I'm in the executive lounge and it's empty (see below). If any blart gets in I'll be sure to get a pic tho'

cos they all got on the plane

 

[hudson88]

cos they all got on the plane

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

cos they all got on the plane

shurrup man

 

[Freddie the Greek]

Thought I'd pass some time being creative:

This thread reminds me of the dream I sometimes have, about being late for matches and nee matter how much I try to get there I always get held up by something!

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

Working from home today.

* settles back to monitor the coming carnage *

NOM - Set the alarm on your watch/phone now.

Apologise in advance to the airline staff.

Locate the sick bags NOW.

Continue.....

I've wrote a reminder on me computer so I'll be fine. Glass no.3 now.

 

[hudson88]

I've wrote a reminder on me computer so I'll be fine. Glass no.3 now.

 

[ned_werby]

I've wrote a reminder on me computer so I'll be fine. Glass no.3 now.

. good lad. had owt to eat yet? bit early to be on the wine mind, unless it's a cheeky little sancerre or a nice steely chablis.....should have had a guinness to settle yer guts afore you got stuck into the 14% stuff....

 

[Deleted member 10594]

Missed my flight from Arlanda this morning due to being a feckless tit.
Was due into Ponteland at 12ish now 2000ish.
300 pund lighter anarl after rebooking. f***ing wanker

Fuckers better win tomorrow

missed me flight - how the feck do you miss a flight - pissed again

edit : Seen the rest of thread - soz for thinking you were pissed marra

 

[shepherd88]

Wasn’t it Beery who logged onto here from an airport computer only to find someone else loggin in details had been saved and he was posting as them?

Drinking wine so early is wrong like. I would be bladdered by 10.

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

:lol

missed me flight - how the feck do you miss a flight - pissed again

Suprisingly not. Had I been bladdered I would have got up nee bother. Went to bed at 10pm stone cold sober. Just overworked me snooze.
Mind I'll be pissed by time I get to Ponteland

 

[Deleted member 10594]

This is going to be quality - if you all remember he chose not to go to the Chelsea game and we won 3-0 - he had flight booked and everything

GERLD

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

This is going to be quality - if you all remember he chose not to go to the Chelsea game and we won 3-0 - he had flight booked and everything

GERLD

And West Ham, last game of the season................
Glass no. fower now

 

[carlosvandoogle]

this will be the thread of the day!