I'm a right knacker me...

Discussion in 'Gold' started by Nee Onions Mate, Aug 19, 2011.

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  1. Nee Onions Mate

    Nee Onions Mate Striker

    Missed my flight from Arlanda this morning due to being a feckless tit.
    Was due into Ponteland at 12ish now 2000ish.
    300 pund lighter anarl after rebooking. Fucking wanker

    Fuckers better win tomorrow
  2. hutch

    hutch Winger

    how the fekk did you do that?
  3. Riviera

    Riviera Guest

    They will, providing they don't mess up their transport arrangements and miss the game ;)
  4. viccarlton

    viccarlton Striker

    He told you, he's a right knacker.
  5. Nee Onions Mate

    Nee Onions Mate Striker

    Taxi booked for 5.30, alarm went off at 5.00. Switched alarm off and thought I'd have a couple more minutes, woke up at 6.30, flight was 7.10. The aeroplane was still at the gate when I got there at 07.05 but the flight was closed.
    To say I am annoyed with myself is a huge understatement:evil:
  6. Riviera

    Riviera Guest

    You've sent me into a panic now ffs :roll:

    I've just checked me boarding pass and told our lass we'll have to leave earlier in case there's any bad traffic on the way to Nice airport ..... after all this is the height of the holiday period!

    What if I get a puncture, what if I break down, what if there's a problem with the plane, what if I get thrown off for being hysterical and screaming about whether we'll crash on the drive up to Sunderland :eek:
  7. It'll all be alreet though cos were gonna win ;)
  8. Nee Onions Mate

    Nee Onions Mate Striker

    You can't possibly be as stupid as me marra;)
    The problem now is that I am sitting in the lounge and my new flight to LHR isn't until 12.05. There's a fair chance that I'll get bladdered and missed that fucker anarl.
  9. johnna

    johnna Striker

    fucking hell m8 !! well i hope we slaughter them for you, might make you feel a little bit better !
  10. Waxon

    Waxon Striker

    You are Riviera not Littlened man

    now that would make me chuckle, sorry for that like
  11. ned_werby

    ned_werby Striker

    Turn round right now and go home.

    You're obviously a Jonah, we can't possibly win if you turn up. Everyone will know it's all your fault when we get beat and they'll all hate you.

    It's for the best - take one for the team as the Septics would say.

  12. Nee Onions Mate

    Nee Onions Mate Striker

    You could well be right mate. The only home derby I have missed since 1977 was the Richardson freekick one.

    Oh Jonah he lived in a whale
  13. ned_werby

    ned_werby Striker

    Conclusive proof. He's a witch - burn him.
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  14. Riviera

    Riviera Guest


    I never fly on the day of the match after the 0-0 at Derby a few seasons back.

    I sat in Nice departures while they fettled the plane, got to Birmingham at 3pm and, of course, the lads had gone to the match ........ I paid a fortune for a taxi, got in at half-time and watched a totally shit-boring match.

    To cap it all we could only get home tickets and were sat with the Derby fans right next to the Sunderland. People we knew kept shouting at us and trying to get us to kick off when we were outnumbered 1000/1 :roll:
  15. Nee Onions Mate

    Nee Onions Mate Striker

    First glass of white wine necked. Off for another.
    This will end up messy

  16. Waxon

    Waxon Striker

    Thread title is correct then
  17. this has got potential :lol:
  18. Riviera

    Riviera Guest

    That laptop'll be gone by the time you get back ;)

    But then again, you won't see this post if it is so I'll either be proved wrong if you do see it or have jinxed you if you don't ............ I didn't think it through did I?
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  19. DaveyLad

    DaveyLad Guest

    aint you supposed to be at the airport 2-3 hours before departure?
  20. Nee Onions Mate

    Nee Onions Mate Striker

    Thought I'd pass some time being creative:
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