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I'm a right knacker me...

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GRINGOMACKEM

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If you miss that next flight, get the express back into town and we can go on a 24hr bender!
 


T_Bone

Striker
He's obviously handling the wine pretty well, his spelling is okay and he seems compos mentis.
There's plenty of time though :lol:
 
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GRINGOMACKEM

Guest
Don't tempt me marra. Where in Stockholm are you?
Being posh as owt I live in Östermalm (during the week like, family in Hudiksvall)

Not as posh as yee like - Mälarhöjden - off to the Tudor tonight for a warm up though. PMT kicking in and well-fkd off about not getting over for this one. Have to make do with Chelsea.
 

wackyjacky

Winger
You could well be right mate. The only home derby I have missed since 1977 was the Richardson freekick one.

Oh Jonah he lived in a whale


Same here except it's since 1974 but I'll raise you the fact I've missed 3 away derbies in that same period and they were both the 2-1 wins and the 1-1 draw (Philips header).
 
oh dear

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The Exile

Striker
Wait a minute. You're at the airport?

Stick two fingers in your pocket and hijack a plane.

'take this plane to Ponteland!'

'Is that in Cuba?'
 
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Riviera

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I feel awful for you mate.

You'll be feeling worse for him in a bit ........... I've just phoned the airport police and told them a dishevelled drunk has been sending coded terrorist messages to his accomplices in the NE.

By the time they let him out he might make Swansea away :lol:
 
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