I couldn't enjoy the derby win because....

[Regan]

. . . they've still got Victoria Beckham washing the strips.

 

[hawayawayaway]

Because when I saw their tifo ensemble, I realised I just didn’t undastand.

 

[FlashGordon]

Because I don't live in the regions capital.

 

[MrParsnip]

My city isn't built on excellence

 

[smokeyorange]

...Newcastle didn't bother coming out for the second half.

 

[All or Nothing]

They think they own an Airport.

 

[seggaman]

Because we're not a Big Clerb.

 

[Drifter]

Because Anthony Gordon reckons they shouldnt be losing to us as we don’t have as good a team as them

 

[Vauxie]

Couldn't have a celebration drink in the bar landlady was under instruction to take me straight back to digs after the game if we got beat and let me seeth.
Lost in translation so had a drink in the digs.

 

[nz joe]

Because,apparently we are not a very good team and shouldn't be on the same pitch as the mighty Mags. According to Claire ,that is.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

The mags don't have a Netflix documentary about how they are.

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[10 Trenches Deep]

We're still 11 points behind Leeds

 

[DrewC]

As I’m waiting for Sky to show the highlights again

 

[superhans1]

Our season ended two weeks ago

 

[thamesvalleyman]

Because that nasty Anthony Gordon doesn't think we're very good

 

[mackem1989]

I still havn’t been to sleep

 

[Dadsarmy73]

We aren’t as good as Barca as they scored 7 and we only scored 2

 

[BoshItLikeBardo]

Chris Sutton and AI said we’d get beat.

 

[Vauxie]

We havent played anyone yet

 

[Mr Redknapp]

When we scored I had to stand still in the doorway to the kitchen and not moved in case I jinxed it

Bet that pissed off your customers