I couldn't enjoy the derby win because....

[Vauxie]

Our former kit washers boy didnt play against us

 

[RichD]

Because rat face Gordon said we were crap

 

[southstander]

The mags don't have a Netflix documentary about how they are.

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Won’t be long

 

[Luna17]

We only had 8 injured players and they had , three

 

[fab t]

Because we will never , ever be everyone's favourite 2nd team .

 

[Dredd]

Because they'll see things we'll never see

 

[Lions Play]

Because they spent more on 2 players than we did on our squad so for for that reason I couldn’t enjoy winning at the landfill once again.

 

[Good Teeth Keith]

Because a Mackem has never been to Barcelona to see their team get pounded like a 2/10 at 3am after Wetherspoons

 

[tarantula]

Shay Givens black and white scarf was on the floor...just so we know

 

[hank evans]

Every time Granit Xhaka had the ball he had no one anywhere near him as Sadiki and Diarra had pressed their 3 into submission

 

[Barry Quizshow]

Won’t be long

"Wur Divvint Understand!"- Coming soon to Netflix?

 

[tony_not_in_london]

We aren’t as good as Barca as they scored 7 and we only scored 2

But we beat the Saudis Home and Away man…

Still couldn’t enjoy it because Shearer phoned in sick for Match of the Day

 

[spaniels lugs]

We don't have a Sam Fender who plays gigs at SJP and mentions Sunderland a lot in stage

cos at work the geordies said in the summer we had bought a load of players nobody had heard of
Then it was wait until we batter you in December
Then wait until we play you at our place in March we will batter you
Then ...... then ....... then...............

Little old Sunlun eh

 

[glendvd100]

I decided my nerves couldn't take watching it and I didn't find out we'd won till the end. I'll regret it for the rest of my life and I'm actually feeling quite gutted about it still.

 

[Nowthenyoungman]

I was worried Brian Brobbey wouldn’t know what to say if MOTD interviewed him

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

We'll probably lose when the Chronic replays the game on Footy Manager

 

[Rokeroar]

Because rat face Gordon said we were crap

And Brisbane Mackem said we don’t play entertaining football

 

[Falconhoof]

Couldnt enjoy it because a mag in the pub said we were the quietest fans this season....
(Even though a mag who was sat under us said he's never heard noise like it)

 

[Rokeroar]

cos at work the geordies said in the summer we had bought a load of players nobody had heard of
Then it was wait until we batter you in December
Then wait until we play you at our place in March we will batter you
Then ...... then ....... then...............

Little old Sunlun eh

Ah but we haven’t played in Europe though -imagine the fallout if we take that away from them too

 

[Lemon Pie]

...because they'd produced an absolutely magnificent tifo of Anthony Gordon's nana