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When they say Newcastle it’s probably Ponteland ….. like the airport 
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I couldn't enjoy the derby win because....
- Thread starter Gucci Massive
- Start date
It's such a mundane run of the mill occurrence.
Because i spent the whole game worrying that Big Bri might tread his two markers underfoot. Mags probably had the RVI A&E room pre-booked for them.
robertotmackem
Winger
I went for a pie at half time and Messi served the lad in front of me so I had to get mine from some random instead.
Nil desperandum
Striker
'cos we walked the gauntlet of death unscathed.
Dr Feelgood
Central Defender
Because ultimately it was two bad teams, each as bad as the other and truthfully neither deserved to win it (again)
Falconhoof
Striker
Because some pretendy mag geordie wannabe from county Durham said "Newcastle ARE the North East"
Hendon Mad Frog
Winger
Because I read a substack article on why they despise us
Scorer
Striker
He’s right. Without AFCON and the second worst injury record in the league we’d be a few places higher.
We can't write a better song because nothing rhymes with eleven. 
We can't write a better song because nothing rhymes with eleven.
Its one more than ten,And if we do it again,
Then that will be a dozen!
I'll get my coat
Flea Market Trader
Striker
Because I was jealous of all those flags made out of bin liners
yossarian31
Striker
The small trees - i will never get over them
I’ll grab it for you.
And if we do it again,
Then that will be a dozen!
I'll get my coat
Kent Boy 2
Striker
Well, that didn’t age well!It left us only 23 points above Burnley, and I now don’t think that we’re going to catch up the full 24 point head start that they had from last season
I can now fully enjoy the derby win as we are 2 points ahead of Burnley despite giving them a 24 point head start. Well done lads
AssensMackem
Winger
I couldn't enjoy the win because the mags are my second team...
