How do I lose a stone in two weeks....
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monkeytassle
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because you can't fit into your Christmas jumper. I'd say that was a mare.How..... I need to get into my Christmas jumper...!
MackemMagic
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Lick a raw chicken breast
Lemons, maple syrup, cucumber and jaffa cakes.
dcl0sc
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In your opinion............
A mare for me would be nuns burning themselves in protest...Bakerlooline
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dcl0sc
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Silly
I'm not sure I trust any diet that suggests having a gilled tomato as part of the first meal.
Mackem Chris
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wet toilet paper is always a good option and very filling
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Sebasaurus II
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An apple and a can of tuna + run 10 miles a day. Black coffee. Cigarettes.
If you can get hold of some MDMA I found it helped really well.
If you can get hold of some MDMA I found it helped really well.
Flavonoids
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How would a 10 day old salmon kill you?I said lose weight, not my life...!
daveydavey
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Maybe not a stone, but i'd say I could 100% lose 10lb in two weeks. If you go running 6 / 7 days, say 5km each time, cut out beer (feel free to have vodka and diet pop / wine / low calorie booze) and have one main meal per day with a little pasta a few hours before running.
That'd do for me and I'm quite slim - a fat bastard doing ^ would easy lose a stone
That'd do for me and I'm quite slim - a fat bastard doing ^ would easy lose a stone
Harry Angstrom
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HHHoLed
MackemMagic
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A bit like your opening post then marra
Frying.
luvulongtime
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5 oranges. eat one with a pint of water every 2 hours, every 3rd day
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