How do I lose a stone in two weeks....

[dcl0sc]

Consume less calories. Or if it's purely a scale weight thing, do some water manipulation.

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Edit I thought it was 2 stone.

just stop eating and drink water. You should be fine for 4 days and then eat a little on the fifth and then stop eating for the other day.

Sorted

 

[Mick Dundee]

Prunes for breakfast, lunch and tea!

 

[dcl0sc]

me too

 

[jcrossan]

Write to Brucie. He'll know

 

[monkeytassle]

Yuk..

tub confirmed

 

[dcl0sc]

Chop of ya cock.

I'm not for one minute suggesting that your cock weighs a stone by the way. My point is that by chopping off your cock, you're then basically a woman and women never worry about their weight Irrc.

More like a small pebble

 

[sima-hebburn]

Go into greggs and call them all wankers , they'll not serve you for 3 weeks SORTED

 

[Life's A Pitch]

More like a small pebble

Bit of Cotswold Buff i've heard.

 

[dcl0sc]

tub confirmed

you sound tubbist!

 

[TomHelloWtf]

Chop of ya cock.

I'm not for one minute suggesting that your cock weighs a stone by the way. My point is that by chopping off your cock, you're then basically a woman and women never worry about their weight Irrc.

On form today there

 

[hefty em]

nee beer and 1 square meal a day, porridge in the morning, sip from a bottle of water during the day, and a bit of exercise.

 

[dcl0sc]

Write to Brucie. He'll know

How?

 

[Harry Angstrom]

tub confirmed

He's ordered a frock from the internet for the works do and he has let himself go. Brenda in accounts is never going to shag the fat bastard now.

 

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[spitfire]

Not healthy trying to lose that much weight in that short a time. Give Ant and Dec a ring, apparently there is an empty jungle camp which may help.

 

[dcl0sc]

He's ordered a frock from the internet for the works do and he has let himself go. Brenda in accounts is never going to shag the fat bastard now.

Brian you cheeky tw@t!

 

[Life's A Pitch]

Tell ya what mind, you've got to be a right fat bastard if you have to lose weight to get in your Santa costume.

 

[monkeytassle]

He's ordered a frock from the internet for the works do and he has let himself go. Brenda in accounts is never going to shag the fat bastard now.

OP had a mare here.

 

[dannamanna]

Coffee, water and one apple a day.