Hosepipe bans
- Thread starter Chubbs
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Georgewhitt
Midfield
Only got. 50m hose . I'd needa 600m one
Big Jeff
Winger
You can borrow mine it leaks a bit but well, we have loads of water.
Georgewhitt
Midfield
You beat me to it you bugger.
This whole thread is just about you and your hose isn't it?
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Big Jeff
Winger
Snooze ya loseYou beat me to it you bugger.
viccarlton
Striker
Would it be wrong for me to put the sprinklers on in my garden, there is no hosepipe ban here in DH6, but I just feel it would be morally wrong for me to be watering my gardens with the possibility of hosepipe bans looming?
Doubt we’ll get a hosepipe ban up here, it’s supposed to rain next week. I’ve been watering my flowers and plants every day.
Livestream it to offer hope to those down south
Will feel worse if your dry grass sets on fire.
These water companies that have squandered our cast water supplies should be ashamed.
viccarlton
Striker
Why does South East Water have an examption for hot tubs? Other water companies who have implemented a ban have not.
Hosepipe ban includes ‘crazy’ exemption for hot tubs and people watering new lawns
Some predictions?
A director or senior manager has a hot tub.
A politician with a hot tub is in cahoots with them.
A gathering with rich and influencial people is to take place in a hot tub.
It looks like some meat for journalists in the tabloids to investigate.
Some justifications?
The vapour from the hot tub will form a cloud and rain somewhere else.
In Kent, the hot tub will smooth out the 'rough electricity' coming from France.
Immigrants coming across the channel will see bubbles and hear noises; this will make them think that they are coming to a party capital such as Ibiza and they will turn back because it is not compatible with their religion.
Hosepipe ban includes ‘crazy’ exemption for hot tubs and people watering new lawns
Some predictions?
A director or senior manager has a hot tub.
A politician with a hot tub is in cahoots with them.
A gathering with rich and influencial people is to take place in a hot tub.
It looks like some meat for journalists in the tabloids to investigate.
Some justifications?
The vapour from the hot tub will form a cloud and rain somewhere else.
In Kent, the hot tub will smooth out the 'rough electricity' coming from France.
Immigrants coming across the channel will see bubbles and hear noises; this will make them think that they are coming to a party capital such as Ibiza and they will turn back because it is not compatible with their religion.
jackynutmeg
Striker
Give my lawn a good soaking last night so crack on.
Big Jeff
Winger
It’s going to rain next week.
jackynutmeg
Striker
Hope it does...but that's next week
Big Jeff
Winger
I’ve just watered some plants using a 4 pint milk container
Not using milk before anyone starts.
I felt guilty using the hosepipe.
When I looked out the front window there’s my neighbour washing both his cars with a hosepipe. His kid is still there now playing with the hose!
jackynutmeg
Striker
I've got a water butt for the plants
