Hosepipe bans

[Hampshire makem]

If people choose to live in dry over populated areas it's gonna happen

I live in Hampshire not rained in weeks
Proper summer weather red hot every day love it ffs it'll piss down for months and months come autumn

 

[Georgewhitt]

I live in Hampshire not rained in weeks
Proper summer weather red hot every day love it ffs it'll piss down for months and months come autumn

Bought a second water butt to take overflow from my existing one about 4 months ago. Its had fuck all on it since I bought it.

 

[DoctorMick]

We really are in the shit if the NE gets a hosepipe ban.

We had torrential rain two days last week

A lady interviewed on the radio last week said the potential drought is more to do with lower rainfall in winter rather than now.

 

[heroesof73]

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[Kent_Mackem]

I can't remember the last time it properly rained round where I live. My grass is absolutely Donald Ducked. I've kept my flower and herb patch watered but that is it.

 

[Shandy drinker]

We seemed to have had a bit more rain over last few days
How many members inches in their butts?

 

[DoctorMick]

I can't remember the last time it properly rained round where I live. My grass is absolutely Donald Ducked. I've kept my flower and herb patch watered but that is it.

My massive pot of mint has died…didn’t even know that was possible.

 

[BigPete]

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[Hair Flick]

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Got any Os?

 

[Georgewhitt]

We seemed to have had a bit more rain over last few days
How many members inches in their butts?

I am not ducussing my members inches with you or anyone on a public forum!!!

 

[Snugster]

Our local swimming pool has closed 2 lanes to save water.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

I am not ducussing my members inches with you or anyone on a public forum!!!

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[The Great MES]

On the plus side it's class only having to mow the lawn once a month.

 

[Big Jeff]

God these southerners love a moan.

I thought they all had Evian piped into their Quooker taps. I can’t imagine tap water would cut the mustard in Primrose Hill darling!

How frightfully gauche.

 

[Georgewhitt]

God these southerners love a moan.

I thought they all had Evian piped into their Quooker taps. I can’t imagine tap water would cut the mustard in Primrose Hill darling!

How frightfully gauche.

Do you mean to say some people still use normal tap water.
Fuck off man.
You'll be telling me you only have a butler 6 days a week next.
Come on man.

 

[Big Jeff]

Do you mean to say some people still use normal tap water.
Fuck off man.
You'll be telling me you only have a butler 6 days a week next.
Come on man.

We have a foreign fellow who attends to our needs I don’t feel as if I can call him a butler given his “broughten ups”.

 

[Georgewhitt]

We have a foreign fellow who attends to our needs I don’t feel as if I can call him a butler given his “broughten ups”.

You need to up your game my man.

You need to up your game my man.

It beggars belief how standards have slip in Blighty.
You allow a foreign fellow in to your castle untethered?
He may very well eat your children.
GET A GRIP MAN!!!

 

[Epping]

I think we have had one shower of rain here in 8 weeks .

The fields have huge gaping cracks in them.

Walked past a pond yesterday and it's bone dry.. first time I've ever seen it empty like that

 

[Big Duke Six]

I think we have had one shower of rain here in 8 weeks .

The fields have huge gaping cracks in them.

Walked past a pond yesterday and it's bone dry.. first time I've ever seen it empty like that

Were you tempted to piss in it?

 

[Georgewhitt]

I think we have had one shower of rain here in 8 weeks .

The fields have huge gaping cracks in them.

Walked past a pond yesterday and it's bone dry.. first time I've ever seen it empty like that

Well get a f***ing hose and fill it up.
Honestly, some people.