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Fuengirola '99The Loud Canadian thread got my reminiscing about an absolutely minging holiday I went on the Christmas before last in Mexico.
The flight was delayed for about 4 hours, we got on the plane to find there was no in-flight entertainment.
Flew into Cancun and due to traffic, roadworks and a lack of fuel the journey to the apartment took absolutely ages.
Got there and the apartment complex was in the middle of a building site. We'd been given the wrong code for the lockbox so we were sat outside the gaff waiting for someone to let us in. When they finally came they'd brought the wrong keys.
The kip was half finished. There was no kitchen tap so water just sprayed all over when you turned on the water. There had been a tropical storm so the roof terrace/bbq/hot tub were unusable. It had also knocked the hot water and the power out.
There was non-stop digging and hammering all day long. We both got food poisoning and were shitting and spewing all over. The place was swarming with loud Americans, everything cost a fortune.
I fell asleep in the sun and got sun stroke. We broke up when we got home.
Can anyone beat that?