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Hold on to your hats lads - Dwarfication

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It is like an ugly, overweight and acne effected 14 years old boy acknowledging and bemoaning his ugliness in front of the mirror, only to be told by his doting mother - "Well I think you are very handsome, Timothy".

In truth, the mother's subjective opinion is irrelevant - the boy is still objectively ugly, fat and spotty. Similarly, the Chronicle's attempt to put a positive spin on Championship football is flattery, but everyone knows that it is not as good as the Premier League and that Newcastle will be playing in it.
 
The really worrying thing is that these articles are coming thick and fast with a frequency and level of delusion that suggests a few of things to me 1) it's a competition to see who can out do each other in terms of positive spin, 2) they are all still in denial as to the seriousness of their situation 3) the powers that be are worried about the level of reaction when the mass of the unwashed finally comprehend what's happening.
4) they are getting funnier and funnier :lol:
 
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