Hills - what’s the point?

[Harry Gates]

Great for endorphins

Any other porpoise tho'?

 

[Big Jeff]

Arnt they a good reminder of the balance needed in life?

The duality of mens struggle?

The epitome of achievement?

I think Holland is a miserable place personally

I’ve had some bloody brilliant times in Holland mate.

And none of them involved hills! I contemplated making a mounds joke but decided against it.

Oooops that’s torn it

 

[Kenna]

Consett is basically on the top of a massive hill, it's f***ing dreadful

 

[HettonSAFC]

I hate hills. You walk all the way up only to have to come all the way down. Hills are are a complete waste of time and energy.

The Dutch have got his sussed. I’ve been to the Netherlands and it was great.

Today I was in North Yorkshire and there was loads of stupid pointless hills.

Don’t know about pointless but Jimmy Hills chin was endless

 

[Scorer]

I presume if there were no hills the earth would be covered by water, unless there was a big trench or something.

 

[Big Jeff]

I presume if there were no hills the earth would be covered by water, unless there was a big trench or something.

A dyke with a hole for a Dutchies finger

 

[70s traveller]

Don’t know about pointless but Jimmy Hills chin was endless

And his heed was attached to it.

 

[Harry Gates]

And his heed was attached to it.

That's why he was never fouled, it took too long to dig him out of the pitch.

 

[John the Savage]

So you can write epic verse about them- well, Dylan Thomas can:

Oh may my hearts truth
Still be sung
High on this hill
In a years turning.

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

Jimmy Hill?

Not sure you can sing that song any more.