Heinz Sandwich Spread

[Hyltonian]

During his drinking days, Barry Humphries used to get a jar of sandwich spread and a spoon and pretended to vomit into a bag. He would then secretly fill the bag with sandwich spread and eat it, pretending that he was eating his own vomit with his spoon.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/qi/episodes/4/9

Not according to Clive James, tho some sources claim it's a Russian salad

http://www.clivejames.com/pieces/snakecharmers/barry-humphries

Can't quote it as on phone.

Anyway, we digress. It's not the Heinz sarnie spread of which Becs refers to.

 

[c032745y]

Mate of mine in the RN would swear by a jam, peanut butter & sandwich spread sandwich as a cure for seasickness. Reckoned if he could keep that down he'd be alright.

 

[Amnorrageordie]

Seaside sarnies. Me ma called them mock crab sarnies.

 

[Norwich Red n White]

What's the SMB's verdict on it? Food of the gods or food for scratters?

Just bought some for the first time in years and I'm enjoying my sarnie

You've let yourself go becs.

Log off and come back when you aren't a scratter.

 

[alexander]

What's the SMB's verdict on it? Food of the gods or food for scratters?

Just bought some for the first time in years and I'm enjoying my sarnie

Can it be that it was all so simple then.
Or has time rewritten every line.
If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me, would we, could we ?

 

[superdougle]

Lusherooney with pek in a sarnie

 

[Roker Mick]

Clear sign that a lass takes it up the shitter if she likes the stuff. Absolute filth.

Crakin stuff...you have no fcukin taste you fuckin dull trump.!

 

[Paulus Wood Gnome]

Had it once and it reminded me of when a bit of spunk goes in your throat and you swallow it.

 

[jacko100]

Haven't had it in about 30 years but I can still taste it, ugh!

 

[TK-421]

The cheese and carrot or whatever the fuck it is; absolutely vile

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

What's the SMB's verdict on it? Food of the gods or food for scratters?

Just bought some for the first time in years and I'm enjoying my sarnie

Used to have it all the time at school. Hated it then.

Don't like any synthetic food that comes from a jar, tin or packet.

 

[dickie mc rich]

Like gone off coleslaw, vile stuff.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Haven't had it since I was a bairn.

Not sure if I'd like it now but it may well bring back childhood memories.

Having flashbacks of the beatings and emotional abuse would ruin my lunch TBH.

 

[Frijj]

Used to have it all the time at school. Hated it then.

Don't like any synthetic food that comes from a jar, tin or packet.

Who does all the cooking in your house?

 

[Deleted User 17809]

Having flashbacks of the beatings and emotional abuse would ruin my lunch TBH.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Who does all the cooking in your house?

Fella called Bernard Matthews.

 

[Frijj]

Fella called Bernard Matthews.

Never heard of him mate

What does he drive

 

[Some Random Guy]

Never heard of him mate

What does he drive

Big truck full of turkey drumsticks iirc.

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Who does all the cooking in your house?

I obviously don't mean things like Spag Bol sauce or Ketchup. Things like Toast Toppers and Sandwich Spread is what I mean.

 

[Nookie Bear]

Lovely stuff , nice in a cheese toastie too