Heinz Sandwich Spread

[Frijj]

That's Nutella you're thinking of iirc there like.

I don't know any lass who doesn't like Nutella but I know plenty who don't take it up the arse

 

[mini-x2]

Used to eat it as a kid. Didn't even know they still made it!

 

[Frijj]

Sometimes add it to fishfinger sarnies. Just a little.

You should be locked up you filthy ****

 

[LondonMackem]

Horrendous. Truly horrific.

 

[Alan BStard]

It was always egg, tomato and salad cream when I was a bairn.

Super combo. Mashed up especially.

 

[silas80]

Got a tuna one years ago, it was vile.

 

[JohnKay]

Like others have said I loved it as a kid but I went and bought a jar last year and fuck me it was minging. My advice to anyone else who liked it as a kid, just leave it in the past. It was like having little bits of sick stuck in the back of my throat

 

[monkeytassle]

Tastes like big Mac sauce

 

[Frijj]

Tastes like big Mac sauce

WEW what

Am having some

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Mrs fromalnwick loves. I find it vile.

 

[Albay3037]

For pure evilness it's probably on the same level as Marmite and for taste, it's a level just above shit.

 

[Maximus]

Awful stuff though popular in the 70s as a kid. Didn't realise it was still being sold. I'm thinking if a load of grated mature cheddar was mixed/folded in, there might be a acceptable cheese savoury there?

 

[Monty Pigeon]

It's what got Barry Humphries banned from Qantas.

Before takeoff on a longhaul flight, he emptied a jar of Heinz Sandwich Spread into the sick bag. After takeoff, he pretended to be violently sick, then took out a spoon from his jacket pocket and ate from the sick bag. Everyone around him started vomitting.

 

[yorkyexile]

What's the SMB's verdict on it? Food of the gods or food for scratters?

Just bought some for the first time in years and I'm enjoying my sarnie

looks like cat sick but tastes great for a quick butty

 

[ravydavygravy]

Lush on a cheese or ham sarnie like

 

[Hyltonian]

It's what got Barry Humphries banned from Qantas.

Before takeoff on a longhaul flight, he emptied a jar of Heinz Sandwich Spread into the sick bag. After takeoff, he pretended to be violently sick, then took out a spoon from his jacket pocket and ate from the sick bag. Everyone around him started vomitting.

Close, but no cigar. That trick he used to pull was with a potato salad.

Still funny tho

 

[JKs canoe]

Horrible.

 

[Monty Pigeon]

Close, but no cigar. That trick he used to pull was with a potato salad.

Still funny tho

During his drinking days, Barry Humphries used to get a jar of sandwich spread and a spoon and pretended to vomit into a bag. He would then secretly fill the bag with sandwich spread and eat it, pretending that he was eating his own vomit with his spoon.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/qi/episodes/4/9

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Paolo would have banned it
It's a no from me.

During his drinking days, Barry Humphries used to get a jar of sandwich spread and a spoon and pretended to vomit into a bag. He would then secretly fill the bag with sandwich spread and eat it, pretending that he was eating his own vomit with his spoon.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/qi/episodes/4/9

During his drinking days, Barry Humphries used to get a jar of sandwich spread and a spoon and pretended to vomit into a bag. He would then secretly fill the bag with sandwich spread and eat it, pretending that he was eating his own vomit with his spoon.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/qi/episodes/4/9

 

[banned user]

The 50p millionaires won't like this one bit @becs