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This is I do that kind of waving to strangers sometimes just cos I think it is funny. Amazing how often people want back desperately trying to figure out how they know youNo he said minuture horses (and that's what they would be in Ryhope wouldn't they) get a pass cos they can't wave with their wee hooves.
It is that thing tho where you start waving enthusiastically at someone cos you think you know them. They look at you puzzled, look behind them. Then you realise it wasn't who you thought it was and stop and try to bring your arm down nonchalantly.
Huggy bear. I've missed you.
Mischievous ImpThis is I do that kind of waving to strangers sometimes just cos I think it is funny. Amazing how often people want back desperately trying to figure out how they know you
Did you get its phone numberNot the same but was on the bus one time and bus stopped at Ryhope where I waved at some miniature horse in a field. I was mortified when I realised what I was doing and didn't dare turn round and look to see if anyone had noticed .
Absolutely howling at this. Oh, that’s painful. You’re lucky it was not recorded.The trauma is rushing back to me as I type, but just over a year ago I was talking to somebody regarding new uniforms at that persons place of work and, for some unfathomable reason, as that person showed me what the uniforms looked like, I declared that said uniforms looked ‘rascal’
I had recently seen various football related interviews, where that term had been used mostly by current footballers(I would suggest a demographic never recommended to try and copy/emulate where language and communication are concerned). I actually spoke to the person for another fifteen minutes at least, but my recollection of the rest of the conversation is me thinking to myself, “why the fuck did I say that”.
After the conversation had ended I went into the toilets, looked at myself in the mirror and tied to repeat the phrase “f***ing hell mate, they look absolutely rascal”, and I couldn’t even bring myself to finish the sentence as I looked at my reflection. I vowed to my own reflection that we would never speak of this again Do any posters have their own examples, I look forward to this sharing moment, as we basque in our cringiness.
You didn't think one of us wouldn't did you?Not the same but was on the bus one time and bus stopped at Ryhope where I waved at some miniature horse in a field. I was mortified when I realised what I was doing and didn't dare turn round and look to see if anyone had noticed .
Haha class , Honestly still cringe thinking about being sat on that 39 bus on way to Doxy waving at a bastard horse .You didn't think one of us wouldn't did you?
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Waited 24 hours to see if someone else would
I live behind a pub car park , where the local youth gather.
I park in the pub car park as it is easier to get out on a morning.
I came in late from work , parked up , and had to walk right through them all.
I said “ Wagwan “ to them.
They all looked at me like I was daft.
I park elsewhere now. Dreading mischief night.