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The only people I hate more than the mags are the Judean Peoples Front
Apologies if SEB
Our lass and her family are mags.
Don't hate them, but hate most other NUFC fans, especially the Derby day ones.
As you get older your attitude changes. Still love to see them get beat though.
Had too many great nightouts in Newcastle, too many friends who were mags, to hate them.
Of course I never went through that whole silly Geordie Nation stupidity..heck we were all geordies in the 70s..at least that's what we sang. They tried to beat me up in Pink Lane in 79..but what the hell..only time I was ever stabbed and that was a Sunderland supporter in the Fulwell from Hendon..didnt like i was from Boldon.
Shit happened in those days.
Glad I missed all that Sky..Nation stuff to be honest. Of couse I'd love to beat them this weekend but I know I have more in common with someone at whatever their ground is called these days than I will ever have with a Chelsea or QPR fan...I am the son of a coal miner from the Northumberland and Durham coalfield...when they kick in my front door if i got to pick I know who I'd rather have standing with me.. and it wouldn't be a cockey.
Anyday.
Sorry.
Banter, brother supports them.
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.
What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.
More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.
Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.
With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.
What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.
More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.
Superbly written and utter bollocks - nicley done![]()
Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.
Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.
The greatest post this board has ever or will ever see. Well done squire
Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.
Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.
I think this hate thing is all a bit pathetic really.
I mean how can any reasonable person hate someone merely for supporting another football team, especially as it's usually just depends on where you happen to be born
On the contrary Newcastle and it's fans have given me cause for delight on many occasions.
The relegation in particular, and that young un in a black and white shirt crying his eyes out in the crowd afterwards was quite funny.