Hatred or just friendly banter against the Mags?

[ATS]

HATE HATE HATE!!!!!! The team that is, not the individual players as such, just the team, no matter who plays for them!! I just absolutely HATE them

 

[RadioFreeEurope]

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

 

[JohnChard]

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

 

[1982DurhamSAFC]

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

And none of your supporters have been racist to our players & been total bellends have they? Ask frazier campbell & james mcclean for starters!!!

 

[MorNando]

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

Sorry we don't speak whale

 

[one footed wonder]

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

dripping with irony

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

I'm a confirmed spelling and grammar pedant but that is just f***ing desperate.

 

[Angelos]

with an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring brummie and the thieving scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". that's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... And fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, newcastle united and its supporters have held back the north east as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your cruddas park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.

 

[Linus]

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

Clapping their what?

I think you mean flippers marra.

 

[It'sDefinitelyLloydy]

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

oh dear

 

[Liverpool Beachball]

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.

The greatest post this board has ever or will ever see. Well done squire

 

[Pacific]

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.

never post again, as you'll never beat that

absolutely superb

 

[KingOfSeaburn]

glad this was highlighted in the SMB else i might have missed it.
top post and has all but silenced them. truth hurts

 

[intothelight]

With an identity as a national laughing stock, aye. Every third-rate comedian has the thick, sentimental "jawdee" character getting worked up over nothing as a fall-back for a cheap laugh. Your "identity" is on a par with the boring Brummie and the thieving Scouser- fat, pastie-munching mags hanging around that big grey eyesore like flies around shit, spouting incomprehensible twaddle about "wor beloved toon". That's your identity to most people. You must be so proud.

What actually hurts us is that our accents are the same as yours to people outside the area and we get lumped in with you. It hurts to be associated in any way with the kind of people who hold mock funerals for the name of a football ground, who proclaim themselves a "nation" like the Catalan people and can't see how ridiculous that is, people who think they're living in some cultural oasis because woah, there's a big shopping centre over the water and a gallery with nowt of any worth in it... and fuck me if there's not a regional airport close by, there's a thing.

More than anything else, Newcastle United and its supporters have held back the North East as a region by sullying its image for outsiders. A region of hard-working, down to earth people who can laugh at themselves has been hijacked over the last 20 years by sanctimonious, humourless, pretentious bores droning on and on about their f***ing heritage and their "geordie pride". In your determination to prove that you're the bestest, loyalest, cushtiest fans in all the world, you just give the world the impression that you have got absolutely nothing in your lives, that the only thing that can light up the darkness of your Cruddas Park grief-holes is the chance to weeble about the place dressed like giant mint humbugs grunting, "toon toon black and white army" even though you're on the bus and it's Thursday morning. We hate you because you embarrass us and you embarrass the whole region. Now fuck off.

You sir are a f***ing genius !

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

Fin clapping, you f***ing moron

 

[Mainze]

Clapping their what?

I think you mean flippers marra.

 

[DCmackem]

Absolutely shite post, but not surprising to see the trained seals on here clapping their fins and barking approval :roll: I saw on the news just the other day a Sunderland fan (who looked like he'd munched a fair few pasties himself) leaving court after pleading guilty to posting racist tweets. Now that's an embarrassment to the region - and one you can't pin on us.

Oh, and if you are going to try and get all erudite on our black and white arses, at least make sure you've spelt common four-letter words correctly. It's whoa, you plonker.

One Sunderland fan does not taint the image of the entire region. Of course he won't be the only racist Sunderland fan and we're not blameless, but maybe you should check how many racist attacks are reported on Tyneside every year and wonder how many of the perpetrators were mags. Besides which, the last time I checked nobody was actively promoting racism as the image of the region, and the problem is what Newcastle United and its supporters actively promote as their idea of a positive image for the area.

Take the pastie-munching... some Sunderland fans are fat, yeah. But we don't elevate the morbidly obese to the level of folk heroes. We don't encourage them to get their tits out at every available opportunity. We don't make them celebrity fans for no other reason than that they've got the clubs' initials tattooed over one of their several bellies. And you don't see our owner getting his stomach out to pose for pictures with some fucktarded lard bucket. That's the difference.

 

[Gucci Massive]

RFE makes himself look like a complete twat once again.

 

[MorNando]

One Sunderland fan does not taint the image of the entire region. Of course he won't be the only racist Sunderland fan and we're not blameless, but maybe you should check how many racist attacks are reported on Tyneside every year and wonder how many of the perpetrators were mags. Besides which, the last time I checked nobody was actively promoting racism as the image of the region, and the problem is what Newcastle United and its supporters actively promote as their idea of a positive image for the area.

Take the pastie-munching... some Sunderland fans are fat, yeah. But we don't elevate the morbidly obese to the level of folk heroes. We don't encourage them to get their tits out at every available opportunity. We don't make them celebrity fans for no other reason than that they've got the clubs' initials tattooed over one of their several bellies. And you don't see our owner getting his stomach out to pose for pictures with some fucktarded lard bucket. That's the difference.

Oh fuck I'm going to have to clap my flippers again

 

[Pacific]

One Sunderland fan does not taint the image of the entire region. Of course he won't be the only racist Sunderland fan and we're not blameless, but maybe you should check how many racist attacks are reported on Tyneside every year and wonder how many of the perpetrators were mags. Besides which, the last time I checked nobody was actively promoting racism as the image of the region, and the problem is what Newcastle United and its supporters actively promote as their idea of a positive image for the area.

Take the pastie-munching... some Sunderland fans are fat, yeah. But we don't elevate the morbidly obese to the level of folk heroes. We don't encourage them to get their tits out at every available opportunity. We don't make them celebrity fans for no other reason than that they've got the clubs' initials tattooed over one of their several bellies. And you don't see our owner getting his stomach out to pose for pictures with some fucktarded lard bucket. That's the difference.

how do you do it, teach me

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Oh fuck I'm going to have to clap my flippers again

 

[intothelight]

Oh fuck I'm going to have to clap my fins again

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