funny club cricket stories from past years

[The Breen Machine]

I don't think I was actually playing in this game but I remember some daft cup game years ago where we had no umpires so the batting team had to send out 2 of their lads. One lad called a wide off the 6th ball of the over, and followed it up by calling "over" immediately after.

 

[magcatcherhutch]

Tommy must have got mixed up. he thought you had Mohsin Kamal or Kamran Akmal rather than Akram?

both lived in my downstairs flat in gateshead akram n kamal that is ..

 

[rentaghost]

both lived in my downstairs flat in gateshead akram n kamal that is ..

It wasnt you that 'accidently' fed him pork was it?

 

[magcatcherhutch]

It wasnt you that 'accidently' fed him pork was it?

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nor that was for steve porksword i only served them 2[ tadpoles tits on toast ]then for afters[ fryed nans in linseed oil batter ] ..