magcatcherhutch
Midfield
over the years we have all met the real entertainers in our leagues the blokes who give us all a lift in the dressing rooms and bars .
who do you know, who can tell a true storey about the funny moments in our games over past years ..
i will start off with david greener this is one of dozons of funny moments with the big fellow ..
scotland tour 1997 aberfeldy in the highlands tea time challange match their team full of aussies - kiwis - a few jocks they batted first off 20 over 213 total greener went to fine leg he was all to hush for him not greener ..
then all of a sudden umpire stops game to say look over their lads only to see greener fully undressed nowt on at all jumping over a fence running onto aberfeldy golf course shouting midges midges everywhere a swarm of jock highland midges bit him to bits he could not take no more and ran to a water hole on the course well it was old ladies day and 4 old dears saw this big tubby geordie running around crazy they took it in great spirit .
as the game progressed we had a big target to knock off so me and greener opened for a change well this kiwi stormed in to greener and beamed him first ball it hit his head n went behind for 4 he walked up the wkd n said to me n the kiwi the midges are biting tonight with another lump on his nut well the kiwi lost ihis cool and bowled fast but eratic our team knocked the score off only just ..
as the day went on the word got around the village a few loonatics were around with a big chubby funny bloke who streaked on the golf course .
we went back to the bar afterwards the aberfeldy hotel normally dozon persons turn up but this night the whole village turned up only to see greener do a 2 hour turn he got 5 or 6 standing ovasions that night ..
we left at 1am for a 2 hour bus drive to st andrews driver duncan sober for once well we ended up lost on the banks of loch tay .
where norman smith went for a dump in the trees at 2am we found him at 4am miles down the single track road he sat next to his mate greener on bus stinking of crap where me n greener n sean smith in turn hoyed up through it out of bus windows but duncan the driver as well hoying up loosing his faulse teeth in turn .. iam sure you guys who know these people can put pictures to the storey ....
iam on a mission now last one lads ..
greener again along with his pal paul rico reach ,,
we played falkland palace big grudge match over the tour years they used to bring in local pros we had a tyne n wear mixed team from allover north east plus an aussie or two ..
well we turned up 3 hours early so ended up in local village pub on shandys ect bar greener n rico who as usual hit the beer .
as we went in at 11am everyone dressed in black a local girl had died and it was her wake ect so we offerd to leave out of respect ,, the owner new us from previos years up there he said no just go in beer garden its nee bother ,, so we did then later off up to ground ..
we played game stayed late but greener and rico said where not getting on bus waa staying here we will get taxi [ 60 ] miles so we left them ..
they got a taxi back just the driver greener rico the convisation went something like this ,,,, greener to taxi driver i we have had a cracking day playing cricket drinking laughing telling the driver jokes the driver was laughing back then greener said i it was a bit sad at first we gate crashed a wake at dinner time the driver replyrd i it was my wifes wake ..
not a word was said the rest of the jouney back ...
who do you know, who can tell a true storey about the funny moments in our games over past years ..
i will start off with david greener this is one of dozons of funny moments with the big fellow ..
scotland tour 1997 aberfeldy in the highlands tea time challange match their team full of aussies - kiwis - a few jocks they batted first off 20 over 213 total greener went to fine leg he was all to hush for him not greener ..
then all of a sudden umpire stops game to say look over their lads only to see greener fully undressed nowt on at all jumping over a fence running onto aberfeldy golf course shouting midges midges everywhere a swarm of jock highland midges bit him to bits he could not take no more and ran to a water hole on the course well it was old ladies day and 4 old dears saw this big tubby geordie running around crazy they took it in great spirit .
as the game progressed we had a big target to knock off so me and greener opened for a change well this kiwi stormed in to greener and beamed him first ball it hit his head n went behind for 4 he walked up the wkd n said to me n the kiwi the midges are biting tonight with another lump on his nut well the kiwi lost ihis cool and bowled fast but eratic our team knocked the score off only just ..
as the day went on the word got around the village a few loonatics were around with a big chubby funny bloke who streaked on the golf course .
we went back to the bar afterwards the aberfeldy hotel normally dozon persons turn up but this night the whole village turned up only to see greener do a 2 hour turn he got 5 or 6 standing ovasions that night ..
we left at 1am for a 2 hour bus drive to st andrews driver duncan sober for once well we ended up lost on the banks of loch tay .
where norman smith went for a dump in the trees at 2am we found him at 4am miles down the single track road he sat next to his mate greener on bus stinking of crap where me n greener n sean smith in turn hoyed up through it out of bus windows but duncan the driver as well hoying up loosing his faulse teeth in turn .. iam sure you guys who know these people can put pictures to the storey ....
iam on a mission now last one lads ..
greener again along with his pal paul rico reach ,,
we played falkland palace big grudge match over the tour years they used to bring in local pros we had a tyne n wear mixed team from allover north east plus an aussie or two ..
well we turned up 3 hours early so ended up in local village pub on shandys ect bar greener n rico who as usual hit the beer .
as we went in at 11am everyone dressed in black a local girl had died and it was her wake ect so we offerd to leave out of respect ,, the owner new us from previos years up there he said no just go in beer garden its nee bother ,, so we did then later off up to ground ..
we played game stayed late but greener and rico said where not getting on bus waa staying here we will get taxi [ 60 ] miles so we left them ..
they got a taxi back just the driver greener rico the convisation went something like this ,,,, greener to taxi driver i we have had a cracking day playing cricket drinking laughing telling the driver jokes the driver was laughing back then greener said i it was a bit sad at first we gate crashed a wake at dinner time the driver replyrd i it was my wifes wake ..
not a word was said the rest of the jouney back ...
sad but trueover the years we have all met the real entertainers in our leagues the blokes who give us all a lift in the dressing rooms and bars .
who do you know, who can tell a true storey about the funny moments in our games over past years ..
i will start off with david greener this is one of dozons of funny moments with the big fellow ..
scotland tour 1997 aberfeldy in the highlands tea time challange match their team full of aussies - kiwis - a few jocks they batted first off 20 over 213 total greener went to fine leg he was all to hush for him not greener ..
then all of a sudden umpire stops game to say look over their lads only to see greener fully undressed nowt on at all jumping over a fence running onto aberfeldy golf course shouting midges midges everywhere a swarm of jock highland midges bit him to bits he could not take no more and ran to a water hole on the course well it was old ladies day and 4 old dears saw this big tubby geordie running around crazy they took it in great spirit .
as the game progressed we had a big target to knock off so me and greener opened for a change well this kiwi stormed in to greener and beamed him first ball it hit his head n went behind for 4 he walked up the wkd n said to me n the kiwi the midges are biting tonight with another lump on his nut well the kiwi lost ihis cool and bowled fast but eratic our team knocked the score off only just ..
as the day went on the word got around the village a few loonatics were around with a big chubby funny bloke who streaked on the golf course .
we went back to the bar afterwards the aberfeldy hotel normally dozon persons turn up but this night the whole village turned up only to see greener do a 2 hour turn he got 5 or 6 standing ovasions that night ..
we left at 1am for a 2 hour bus drive to st andrews driver duncan sober for once well we ended up lost on the banks of loch tay .
where norman smith went for a dump in the trees at 2am we found him at 4am miles down the single track road he sat next to his mate greener on bus stinking of crap where me n greener n sean smith in turn hoyed up through it out of bus windows but duncan the driver as well hoying up loosing his faulse teeth in turn .. iam sure you guys who know these people can put pictures to the storey ....
iam on a mission now last one lads ..
greener again along with his pal paul rico reach ,,
we played falkland palace big grudge match over the tour years they used to bring in local pros we had a tyne n wear mixed team from allover north east plus an aussie or two ..
well we turned up 3 hours early so ended up in local village pub on shandys ect bar greener n rico who as usual hit the beer .
as we went in at 11am everyone dressed in black a local girl had died and it was her wake ect so we offerd to leave out of respect ,, the owner new us from previos years up there he said no just go in beer garden its nee bother ,, so we did then later off up to ground ..
we played game stayed late but greener and rico said where not getting on bus waa staying here we will get taxi [ 60 ] miles so we left them ..
they got a taxi back just the driver greener rico the convisation went something like this ,,,, greener to taxi driver i we have had a cracking day playing cricket drinking laughing telling the driver jokes the driver was laughing back then greener said i it was a bit sad at first we gate crashed a wake at dinner time the drivers reply[ i it was my wifes wake] ..
not a word was said the rest of the jouney back ...