Food poisoning

[super sleeves]

How long does the fucker last? Never felt this ill before.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Until you die normally.

 

[BombayBadboy]

I had it for 7 days earlier in the year. Horrific init.

 

[ARs biscuit]

Until your a*se resembles this

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[The Truth]

The only time it's happened to me I had it for about 6 days... 1 day actually being ill and the rest of the days just feeling completely washed out and unable to eat anything resembling a meal

 

[lostinfrance]

Went to the doctors a couple of weeks ago, shitting through the eye of a needle for a week.
They admitted me and rigged me up to a drip for four days , nil by mouth.
Gave me some antibiotics and sent me home.

 

[Hettonlass]

How long does the fucker last? Never felt this ill before.

Might need antibiotics and drink plenty

 

[daveyc]

Went to the doctors a couple of weeks ago, shitting through the eye of a needle for a week.
They admitted me and rigged me up to a drip for four days , nil by mouth.
Gave me some antibiotics and sent me home.

That's a result from French docs eh? I thought they were overly keen on ramming things up yer arse.

 

[lostinfrance]

That's a result from French docs eh? I thought they were overly keen on ramming things up yer arse.

Spain this time.
Got the bill today €4,500

 

[mux]

That's a result from French docs eh? I thought they were overly keen on ramming things up yer arse.

One hoyed a stick of bread up mine when I was in Paris last year, I'll never baguette it!

 

[McMackem]

After three days or if extreme stomach pain persists or becomes unbearable then seek mediacl help. 'Normal' poisoning should flush out of your system within 24 hours (though you could feel ill for longer of course). The big risk is of an infection getting in - friend had his gallbladder removed two weeks after a dodgy curry - it was news to me that this was a possibility.

 

[FishburnMackem]

Spain this time.
Got the bill today €4,500

????

 

[super sleeves]

Woke up yesterday morning just not feeling right. Which later in the afternoon turned to high temp, body aches and chills. Then 4am this morning the world erupted from my arsehole.

been to the bog at the very least once a hour since.

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Spain this time.
Got the bill today €4,500

Nee wonder you're lost mate

 

[lostinfrance]

Nee wonder you're lost mate

Genuinely think it’s a scam.
Hospital know I have a company insurance so just take the piss.
Unfortunately I have to pay up front and then try to claim it back.

 

[The Hesford Diet]

Best get the vaseline out if the bowel evacuations continue.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Had a dodgy Indian on Sunday night and I was ill for 24 hours. Feel fine now but my stomach feels like it’s been punched

 

[Pnematic]

Had a dodgy Indian on Sunday night and I was ill for 24 hours. Feel fine now but my stomach feels like it’s been punched

Any news on the Indian mate ?

 

[Gaz]

Depends what it is, i got campylobacter and was ill for 4 or 5 days, very nearly ended up in hospital

 

[super sleeves]

Depends what it is, i got campylobacter and was ill for 4 or 5 days, very nearly ended up in hospital

How come?