Captain Slackbladder
Winger
He's in a korma....
Food poisoning
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Carpo74
Subs Bench
Causes dehydration. Drink plenty of cool boiled water and starve the twat. Plenty of fluids
Gaz
Striker
severe dehydration as couldn’t keep fluids down. GP said if symptoms didn’t ease within 12-24 hrs she’d admit me for drip / fluids. Think it usually isn’t that bad, i was just unlucky
Visiting owl
Midfield
Constant puking until bile surfaces, then on the loo until your ass resembles a baboon like swelling, sweats, then a vow never to eat shell fish ever again.
Be reyt.
Be reyt.
Wilfy
Striker
No idea how long you’ll be bad for but congrats on remarrying your lass marra.
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£9.7m Lottery Winner Michael Carroll Has 'Remarried His Ex-Wife'
Carroll was just 19 when he won the £9.7 million jackpot in 2002, but found himself bankrupt by 2013
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Striker
Jesus that’s a blast from the pastNo idea how long you’ll be bad for but congrats on remarrying your lass marra.
£9.7m Lottery Winner Michael Carroll Has 'Remarried His Ex-Wife'
Carroll was just 19 when he won the £9.7 million jackpot in 2002, but found himself bankrupt by 2013
hope your well mate
Wilfy
Striker
Doing well mate, hope you get over your bout of illness soon.Jesus that’s a blast from the past
Pnematic
Central Defender
Spent most of the winnings on hookers and blow-the rest he wasted.No idea how long you’ll be bad for but congrats on remarrying your lass marra.
£9.7m Lottery Winner Michael Carroll Has 'Remarried His Ex-Wife'
Carroll was just 19 when he won the £9.7 million jackpot in 2002, but found himself bankrupt by 2013
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Striker
Day 3 now, shites seem to have subsided but can’t shift the headaches or the aches all owa my body, took some rehydration salts and drinking plenty water, feel like utter shite
