Heritage hampers
Midfield
Hi chubby brownShocked as I'd had the snip, even more surprising was having the snip caused the bairn to be mixed race!
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Hi chubby brownShocked as I'd had the snip, even more surprising was having the snip caused the bairn to be mixed race!
Had three kids within the space of 22 months. First two were on purpose, third was a surprise.
She had some sort of device fitted by then, which clearly didn't work.You'd think by the second you'd have worked out what was causing it.
She had some sort of device fitted by then, which clearly didn't work.
My lasses midwife said for my age my sperm must be like creasote consistency as she was pregnant as soon as she let the barrier down
We didn’t want any kids at first. Then as the years went by we decided we did but it looked like we had left it too late. Month after month of negative pregnancy test kits then all of a sudden a positive one. Loads of complications in her pregnancy ( I’m convinced that scans cause nowt but unnecessary worry) with the result that the bairn came along 3 weeks early at a tiddly 4 pound. We had nowt ready, no cot pram etc, so when she got home a week later she slept in a borrowed travel cot.
I was 42 and the wife was 37.
Yes, they said something about my spunk being like clotted cream. I think it's a medical term.Aye, if you've got Alpha Spunk, those things are probably useless.
Yes, they said something about my spunk being like clotted cream. I think it's a medical term.
There’s not.Sounds like there's a bit of competition for the forums heaviest cummer
she's a looper no offence though there mateIt started when she said shall we try and I said yes. We started banging on some schedule she had put together. She then sent me a picture of two blue lines. My response was that's great. She was surprised I wasn't overwhelmed. It's literally the thing we've been planning for. How is this a surprise.
None of that post was regarding my wife my little pet. It was about my reaction to the news. I do understand you are simple though so you can have that one.I was wearing a blob she was on the pill but I still have the forums most super spunk imo there mate because it got her up the duff iirc there
she's a looper no offence though there mate