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Latest bulletin from the touristy bit. We're in a ground floor apartment. We were told we had two 'English ladies' moving in upstairs for ten days. We imagined a pair of quiet spinsters.

They arrived at midnight last night. One took the bags upstairs while the other argued with the taxi driver over the fare. Then we heard the one upstairs shouting from the balcony: "Shazza! Shazza! Flash him your baps."

Needless to say, they headed out to a few bars shortly after they arrived, and returned to the apartment at 4:30am with two Turkish men. We then had all of that noise to put up with. They finally fell asleep/passed out. At 8:30 we decided to head out. We carefully closed the door and locked it, then quietly walked outside. An angry face appeared at the balcony upstairs, her boobs practically hanging out. "Farking keep it down. Some of us are trying to farking sleep."

Fortunately, by mid-morning they discovered their apartment has no loo seat, and demanded to be moved. Pity the poor people who'll have to put up with them for the next nine days.
 
Monty Pigeon said:
Latest bulletin from the touristy bit. We're in a ground floor apartment. We were told we had two 'English ladies' moving in upstairs for ten days. We imagined a pair of quiet spinsters.

They arrived at midnight last night. One took the bags upstairs while the other argued with the taxi driver over the fare. Then we heard the one upstairs shouting from the balcony: "Shazza! Shazza! Flash him your baps."

Needless to say, they headed out to a few bars shortly after they arrived, and returned to the apartment at 4:30am with two Turkish men. We then had all of that noise to put up with. They finally fell asleep/passed out. At 8:30 we decided to head out. We carefully closed the door and locked it, then quietly walked outside. An angry face appeared at the balcony upstairs, her boobs practically hanging out. "Farking keep it down. Some of us are trying to farking sleep."

Fortunately, by mid-morning they discovered their apartment has no loo seat, and demanded to be moved. Pity the poor people who'll have to put up with them for the next nine days.
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Where they from do you reckon.
 
Monty Pigeon said:
Latest bulletin from the touristy bit. We're in a ground floor apartment. We were told we had two 'English ladies' moving in upstairs for ten days. We imagined a pair of quiet spinsters.

They arrived at midnight last night. One took the bags upstairs while the other argued with the taxi driver over the fare. Then we heard the one upstairs shouting from the balcony: "Shazza! Shazza! Flash him your baps."

Needless to say, they headed out to a few bars shortly after they arrived, and returned to the apartment at 4:30am with two Turkish men. We then had all of that noise to put up with. They finally fell asleep/passed out. At 8:30 we decided to head out. We carefully closed the door and locked it, then quietly walked outside. An angry face appeared at the balcony upstairs, her boobs practically hanging out. "Farking keep it down. Some of us are trying to farking sleep."

Fortunately, by mid-morning they discovered their apartment has no loo seat, and demanded to be moved. Pity the poor people who'll have to put up with them for the next nine days.
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Our flight was full of pikeys on Thursday and we were delayed while one of the women was ejected from the plane :rolleyes:

They seemed to disappear at Dalaman mind, I expect non of them had got their visas.
 
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