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I had a permanent fear of this at the start of current relationship
Relationships with ladies that share the same letter of their first name is a bad idea.
Should really have been on the lookout for another Laura
I was at a wedding and met a lass my wife works with, her husband and both of their two little kids.
It's important at this point to say that they were and Afro Caribbean family.
Any hooooo, we were chatting away having a few laughs when their little boy (about 2) was playing and fell over next to me.
I jumped up and picked him up as he gave himself quite a shock, and I said .....
"Come here ya little monkey, what have you done there"
It took a couple of second to twig (it's something I've said to my kids for years) and I thought SHIT, what the F**** have you just said.
I spun around to my wife and this couple just staring, open jawed at me.
I started to try and save myself, explaining that I didn't mean it like that etc, I was going purple with embarrassment.
All three of them just burst out laughing at the sight of me in absolute panic.
I think lots of us have done thatI remember calling a teacher Mam when I was about 8 and was absolutely gutted. Just stood there silent.