F1 2020

[Beau Peep]

They say there has to be a reason but is there owt stopping someone just stamping on part of the car when it's in the garage.

"We saw something on the telemetry" usually suffices and I can't imagine it's high on the scrutineers' priorities

 

[JohnSmithUK]

Not the usual number of cars falling off the track this week.

Max laps Albon

Ouch.

 

[Big Jeff]

I wonder if Bernt Maylander is sitting in the safety car bored shitless listening to ed sheeran and playing suduko

 

[JohnSmithUK]

Loose fuel flap for Bottas?

 

[Local Lad]

Cramp that's a new one. Trying to time waste?

 

[JohnSmithUK]

I wonder if Bernt Maylander is sitting in the safety car bored shitless listening to ed sheeran and playing suduko

Twisting on Facebook about his laps lead stat going backwards?

 

[Beau Peep]

Cramp!

Are we about to see Senna style heroics a la Brazil '91?

 

[Big Jeff]

Lewis has cramp and is driving an F1 car

Im rolling on the floor crying like a bairn when I get cramp

 

[Beau Peep]

Cramp that's a new one. Trying to time waste?

He'll be braking with his right foot and still taking half a second a lap on Bottas

 

[JohnSmithUK]

Lewis breaks the 1:19 barrier.

 

[Flash Gordon]

Lewis has cramp and is driving an F1 car

Im rolling on the floor crying like a bairn when I get cramp

This! Nowt worse than getting cramp when you're in bed after a night on the lash. Can't stretch it out so you have to stand up but to get up you have to bend it further which makes it knack even more. Nee idea how you drive with it going on!

 

[Beau Peep]

Lewis breaks the 1:19 barrier.

He'll break a 1 minute 19 lead by the last lap

 

[Big Jeff]

Sebastian Buemi had the lap record the last time F1 was here and I think he did a 1.28

They were doing 1.16 in qualifying

 

[PTR]

Did I miss owt since lap 55ish?

 

[Big Jeff]

Lewis goes faster

 

[JohnSmithUK]

Sebastian Buemi had the lap record the last time F1 was here and I think he did a 1.28

They were doing 1.16 in qualifying

Eh?

 

[Big Jeff]

Perez dodgy there i think he moved twice

 

[FoldingStars]

Did I miss owt since lap 55ish?

Lewis got cramp and decided to throw in fastest laps to show how much of a boss he is.

 

[Big Jeff]

Eh?

We raced here years ago and that was the lap record so we are so much faster now

 

[PTR]

How has Perez got to 5th ? From dead last.

Ah, with blocks like THAT