Euro millions win

[Irishblackcat]

I’d fuck off to LA and live in the hills with a mound of coke and sluts

Front row seats for the lakers too and it's pretty much it for me .

 

[LondonMackem]

Front row seats for the lakers too and it's pretty much it for me .

Lebron

 

[Mango killa]

honourable mention for wannabe fascist dictators too?

 

[Kid Galahad]

Ha ha. Crosswires !!!

No crosshairs

 

[Mango killa]

I would nuke it, let the fallout settle and more mutated Sulgrave lot start to transform then nuke it again, salt the earth and then fly above it pissing onto the burning ashes

Judging by the star wars cafe type mutants drinking in concord it would appear that somebody beat you to it.

 

[Snappy]

Sort out family and friends. Take out 10k in £50 notes and slap the director across the face shouting money, money, money, money with it before getting into my newly purchased fancy car and flicking him the V's. Give a decent chunk to a local special needs charity.

 

[lenshack]

Scottish gadgie, just won the Lottery, was asked what he’d do about all the begging letters.

Och aye, I’ll just keep sending them of course.

 

[Morse]

I would quietly off all the scrotes who are no good to anyone and just bring the place down, when I was a kid loads of people had nowt but the place was a lot cleaner and people had a bit of respect for others and their communities, so basically my gift to society would be to erase those who make it poorer, like Batman ....

Don’t they have death squads somewhere in South America that ‘cleanse’ the underclass from the city streets? You’d think our council tax would cover such a service here.

Improving the lives of other people mate...

You can do that without investing.

I’d make sure those I care about never wanted for anything again. Then I’d think about charities, etc. Then I’d live an amazing life with the rest.

I’d probably pay for an important bit of medical gear for Sunderland Royal as well.

 

[Johnap]

Count it.

 

[lenshack]

Count it.

Now there’s a very satisfying pastime.

Though by the time you counted it, you’d likely be too old to enjoy it.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

Put the lot on the Mackem Bullet

 

[wash]

Sort out a few folk and disappear into the sunset and only contactable via a solicitor.

 

[Dubai Si]

Comfortable, but not ostentatious place somewhere in the Scottish Highlands. Would probably go full House of Bruar though and become a tweed pervert.

 

[Ben Gardner]

Comfortable, but not ostentatious place somewhere in the Scottish Highlands. Would probably go full House of Bruar though and become a tweed pervert.

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[anth]

I'd buy this,
Check out this property for sale on Rightmove!

get rid of the equestrian school bit and re-purpose it all for dog agility training, kennels ect, maybe even open a rescue centre.

 

[Ben Gardner]

I'd buy this,
Check out this property for sale on Rightmove!

get rid of the equestrian school bit and re-purpose it all for dog agility training, kennels ect, maybe even open a rescue centre.

Nah, "only" £700k for this

Edit: found it (even cheaper!)

 

[Deleted member 559]

Nah, "only" £700k for this

Edit: found it (even cheaper!)

Bit harsh describing it as a terraced house

 

[safcforever]

how many combinations are there? i know you can share the jackpot, but if you wait for a big rollover you could buy every combination and guarantee the win. even if you share with up to 2 people it might be still a multi million profit.
you'd be in the shop a while filling in the tickets though.

I seem to recall it would take more than a week to fill it all in and run it through the machine.

I’d do a secret millionaire type thing like. To people who deserve it. I would hate the thought of putting money into anything that would give a leg up to the likes of my ex smack head tenant who would be better off dead but society funds the fucker.

I feel the same.
“Let’s help this poor bloke who had stopped his addiction to heroin”
What about the poor people who have never used heroin?

 

[Frijj]

I seem to recall it would take more than a week to fill it all in and run it through the machine.


I feel the same.
“Let’s help this poor bloke who had stopped his addiction to heroin”
What about the poor people who have never used heroin?

You can help both?

 

[Squat]

I seem to recall it would take more than a week to fill it all in and run it through the machine.


I feel the same.
“Let’s help this poor bloke who had stopped his addiction to heroin”
What about the poor people who have never used heroin?

i'd pay 10 people a grand each to fill them in, still quids in.