Raby Mackem
Central Defender
Given the slaughter I suffered when I was figuring out how to post pictures, I had begun to realise any sign of weakness was something to be targetted and ruthlessly exploited.
I'm learning. But I'm a big boy and I can take it.
Real slaughter will be what happens when Jeremy Corbyn comes back to Durham to explain his position on Brexit.
JC only has one speech.