Drying after a shower

[Some Random Guy]

Turn the water off, squeeze the excess out of my hair, jiggle about a bit

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[EchoMan]

Turn the water off, squeeze the excess out of my hair, jiggle about a bit, then step out onto the bathmat to get dried properly.

Exactly what I do. Apart from the hair bit. Not much left so just give my head a shake as well.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Dog first then me.

 

[Latka Gravas]

Do most of the drying in the shower, bottom part of legs and me feet are dried on the bath mat.

I thowt that’s what everyone did. There’s obviously a load of numb twats on here who don’t.

 

[Turny]

Athletes foot alert.

 

[Thackeray]

This thread's not as weird as I thought it was. I thought people were getting out of the shower then getting in the bath to towel off.

The shower's above the bath.

 

[Jimmer13]

Does anyone else bend over and part their buttcheeks in the shower? If not how do you wash your arsehole?

Let them shower separately......should not let an arsehole in the shower with you. Wrang un.

 

[Turny]

Let them shower separately......should not let an arsehole in the shower with you. Wrang un.

It follows me everywhere.

 

[knarfw]

I squeegee the inside of the shower then dry my hair before stepping out.

 

[Turny]

What's those plastic sponges made of net? I've seen them but have no idea how to use one, are they some kind of sponge?

 

[Frijj]

I have someone that gently blows on me. Expensive but worth it.

How much does she charge?

 

[wigwams]

Me.

And as we established on another thread years ago I leave a tray of talcum powder for me to run though before I leave the bathroom to ensure my feet are extra dry.



Lube two fingers up with original source tea tree shower gel, the other palm with the shower gel, then administer a good pokey bum wank to myself, like a real bloke.

Bit of tea tree shower gel with skin right back is a marvellous way to start the day off

 

[Wilfy]

What's those plastic sponges made of net? I've seen them but have no idea how to use one, are they some kind of sponge?

I think the correct name is a body puff.

 

[wigwams]

I think the correct name is a body puff.

Scrunchy

 

[Discopants91]

Scrunchy

Pouf.

 

[wigwams]

Pouf.

Any need?

 

[Charmless Man]

What's those plastic sponges made of net? I've seen them but have no idea how to use one, are they some kind of sponge?

Aye, they’re a bit more abrasive though which I presume is the purpose? I use one.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

I have someone that dries me in the shower

I then get out and gently blow on him

 

[Turny]

Aye, they’re a bit more abrasive though which I presume is the purpose? I use one.

Does yours have brown stains?

 

[Deleted member 27677]

I get out the shower ,put my robe on then put a couple of towels on the bed then lay on the bed to let nature do it’s thing .

Being deadly serious aswell.