Drying after a shower

[Arkle]

Do most of the drying in the shower, bottom part of legs and me feet are dried on the bath mat.

To paraphrase Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger mat!".

 

[Charmless Man]

Who gets dried stood in the shower man

Me.

And as we established on another thread years ago I leave a tray of talcum powder for me to run though before I leave the bathroom to ensure my feet are extra dry.

Does anyone else bend over and part their buttcheeks in the shower? If not how do you wash your arsehole?

Lube two fingers up with original source tea tree shower gel, the other palm with the shower gel, then administer a good pokey bum wank to myself, like a real bloke.

 

[Dave Herbal]

I'd have thought you'd get dried in the back of the car on the way to work.

As an aside, what's the point in having a bathmat if it's being kept dry?

Drying the soles of your feet

 

[Wilfy]

To paraphrase Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger mat!".

Consider yourself added to my ever growing list.

 

[Frijj]

Consider yourself added to my ever growing list.

At least your feet have stopped growing though.

 

[Wilfy]

At least your feet have stopped growing though.

 

[Mantobar]

What does the dog do?

 

[Dagzd1973]

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[Mantobar]

Me. the showers turned off btw

Who gets dried stood in the shower man

 

[super noodles]

Does anyone else bend over and part their buttcheeks in the shower? If not how do you wash your arsehole?

Eat a block of soap, wash it from the inside

 

[Cockney Mackem]

What does the dog do?

It would have been a shocking injustice if this had not been the first reply

 

[tonyfromalnwick]

Isn't this sort of thing done by ones valet ?

 

[PhilSAFC]

This is like those wrong uns who wipe their arse sitting down.

 

[MonkeyLove]

What does the dog do?

For fucks sake man, every f***ing thread

 

[Lambchops]

This is like those wrong uns who wipe their arse sitting down.

Urban myth mate no one is that sackless

 

[Typhoonftm]

I assumed everybody did. Keeps the bathnat dry. Until I opened this thread, I wasn’t aware that getting out to get dried was even a thing.

Probably the same people who sit down to piss, stand up to wipe their arse, and go to the traps for a piss when there's a perfectly serviceable urinal.

This is like those wrong uns who wipe their arse sitting down.

Freak.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Who gets dried stood in the shower man

I give myself a quick once over then step out and dry properly.

 

[becs]

Turn the water off, squeeze the excess out of my hair, jiggle about a bit, then step out onto the bathmat to get dried properly.

 

[Leon Solent]

Wipe down in the shower with a face cloth. Wring it out and hang it over the shower head. Step out and pat dry lightly with a towel. Nee mess anywhere.

 

[monkeytassle]

I have someone that gently blows on me. Expensive but worth it.