Drinking habits that annoy you

Nah I don’t mean that. I have left many a pint when I realise it’s time to get to bed.

This lad used to leave his drinks around the pub and get another or demand someone else got the round in so he could pretend he’d drank the most because his ego was so fragile.

He’d do it round peoples houses and waste all the beer.


:lol:

Ha’way man we’re good as gold me and you.
Not like when you forget you’ve got a can open and get another, then go to pick the can you think is empty up in the morning without a good grip and spill it all over. :lol:
 


Nah I don’t mean that. I have left many a pint when I realise it’s time to get to bed.

This lad used to leave his drinks around the pub and get another or demand someone else got the round in so he could pretend he’d drank the most because his ego was so fragile.

He’d do it round peoples houses and waste all the beer.


:lol:

Ha’way man we’re good as gold me and you.
Haha Wey don’t be leaving precious booze in ya cans then ya girl. Haha 😂
 
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
People who make lists about the people they drink with? ;)
 
Surely the majority of people under 55 use their card or phone these days. If they don’t, then they should be on the list to go.
I was in a pub the other day and their card machines went down. Went to cash only. Having options is the key to committed drinking, and maintaining choice is the civilised thing to do. I much prefer cash in a pub so I have a rough Idea what I am spending.
 
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
You need to get out more? 😜
 
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells

Have I missed anything?
There’s a great tune about it
There’s a great tune about it
And the other version
 
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People who stand drinking against a busy bar, thinking they are in the Rovera Return or something ffs. MOVE AWAY & GET A SEAT / TABLE.

People stood at the bar who order their drinks before you even though they KNEW 100% you were there before them. Real shithouse trick tbh, drunk lasses can be really bad for this.
 

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