Kent_Mackem
Striker
I meant which town / city?Typically in a normal boozer and then tend to move on into the bars later on but come midnight when the ale starts to hit me I tend to play it safe and head off home.
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I meant which town / city?Typically in a normal boozer and then tend to move on into the bars later on but come midnight when the ale starts to hit me I tend to play it safe and head off home.
Friggin hell you sound like a right stud.Too many beautiful lasses mate - and if you try avoid female attention and have a pint in a gay bar you have gadgie's getting the wrong idea.
Why its best to leave early after a few whilst you still have your wits about you - keeps you out of trouble.
I meant which town / city?
Too much to lose as in now that you're married you can't risk that you might end up at your mates giving him a gobble ?
So you start in a boozer then move on to bars?Typically in a normal boozer and then tend to move on into the bars later on but come midnight when the ale starts to hit me I tend to play it safe and head off home.
@CraigyLee looks like top shagger is back in town there mate.
So you start in a boozer then move on to bars?
Don't spend a massive amount of time on here, so didn't know this, just recognise you as a good poster.People making a big thing out me not drinking before I went into remission even though I wasn't really that fussed about not drinking.
"Oh go on, one drink won't hurt." "It will, my inside swill feel like they are burning and I'll have chronic diarrhea." "You'll be fine man" etc. Then talking about me as if I wasn't there "awww isn't it awful that she can't drink." "It would do my head in that would" etc.
Imagine that;
“Coming for pints lad?”
“Nah too many beautiful lasses marra got too much to lose”
Hahahahahah
People who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells
Have I missed anything?
Imagine that;
“Coming for pints lad?”
“Nah too many beautiful lasses marra got too much to lose”
Hahahahahah
Plus if you stay out til 3 or 4 it lessens your chance of a flaccid cock in your mouth!I go out like just dont stay out til 3/4 in the morning way too much to lose these days compared to when I was young, happy go lucky and single.
Dont know if you're single marra but get down to the gay bars - tons of lasses who drink in them to avoid lads trying it on in your normal bar.
You can thank me later
Plus if you stay out til 3 or 4 it lessens your chance of a flaccid cock in your mouth!
What's gone on here?women all ower him when he’s not shoving his flaccid cock on his best marras mouth #toomuchtolosethesedays
Different times back then mate.
Do you lob oranges in other lagers/beers?