joemcdokes
Striker
I cannot remember this thread, in conclusion everything.
Must be the feminine side of Dave.
Must be the feminine side of Dave.
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Sounds to me like he's a barrel of laughs when out on the drink.I cannot remember this thread, in conclusion everything.
Must be the feminine side of Dave.
SorryOdd bump
That’s fine in Spoons.People who order a coffee in a packed pub.
Blokes who drink bottles (should grow out of it as its a teenager thing).
I told the bloke in Lucianos years ago to get some bottles in as they only had a small choice of draught stuff, the next time I went in there was a fridge with plenty selection.Blokes who drink bottles (should grow out of it as its a teenager thing).
People who open the door for you so they aren’t at the bar firstPeople who want to set up a kitty
People who buy spirits in a round
People who drink spirits instead of pints
People who bow out when the night is young
People who drop the shoulder
People who won’t hold your pint while you go for a piss/tab
People who won’t wait for you to finish your tab and march into the pub to order the round before you’ve had a chance to peruse the real ale selection.
People who leave half of their pint in every pub
People who won’t neck their drink when someone announces “next pub
People who, when you say “I’m finished. I’ll just pop for a tab/piss and meet you outside”, stay where they are and carry on gassing so you have to come all the way back in the pub to chivvy them along
People who want to stay in the same pub for more than 2 drinks.
People who won’t go in a certain pub because “the beer is crap”
People who ask for a taster
People who ask for a dimpled pint pot instead of a glass
People who get edgy and start fights
People who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
People who try to pay with their phone but can’t get it to work.
People who won’t go in a certain pub for a stupid reason eg the toilet smells
Have I missed anything?
I told the bloke in Lucianos years ago to get some bottles in as they only had a small choice of draught stuff, the next time I went in there was a fridge with plenty selection.
I commented on how he had took my advice and he gave a little smile.
Harder to get ya beak and cowies contactlessSurely the majority of people under 55 use their card or phone these days. If they don’t, then they should be on the list to go.
I’d have no problem drinking a bottle when out although I haven’t for sometime.in restaurants its a bit different. proper serial killer behaviour standing in a bar with blokes drinking pints and your stood there with you freakishly petite fingers drinking a bottle of becks, but not actually drinking any of it every time you take a 'sip'
Me mate used to always leave the drink in bottom of can and I’m not on about the slurps. Sometimes it was a third of can. The puff
Cut a friend out of my life completely and this behaviour was the start of me realising he was a clip.
Aye I might do the same mateCut a friend out of my life completely and this behaviour was the start of me realising he was a clip.
I left a full pint prior to Xmas, my mates just give it to someone, to be fair they’d got me it before I’d got to the bar and had the chance to say I’d had enough.
A man has to know his own limitations.
Aye I might do the same mate
@JimHepPeople who need a tactical spew to get through the night
People who get so pissed they need sending home/ putting in a taxi
It’s presumably dangermows other log in.Odd bump