Dog Recovery Advice

[luvulongtime]

You've fucked it

accusing him of beastiality is a bit over the top imo there

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

You've fucked it

 

[HellsBells]

Had an arrangement with the ex where she has him every other weekend, works perfectly well when it’s only the ex who has him....how the fuck was I supposed to know she was going to pass him to the loon?

Because your ex is also a loon?

 

[jaxaxe]

f***ing hell!

I was thinking that.

Custody battle over the family hound. The lawyers must be laughing into their wallets.

 

[Cowvahlo]

You've fucked it

Gan boil yer head in yer celery soup man

Because your ex is also a loon?

She is a loon but she knows the crack about the dog, you don’t fuck with a mans dog. The daughter is the proper loon.

I probably wouldn’t have left the dog with the daughter like.

You’ll learn from this

I didn’t, I left him with the ex wife.

Just get a new one mate, this one is long gone - first the hoss now the dog - you'll be on an animal nonce watchlist

I shouldn’t but and fuck off

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Not reading all this. Have you got ir back @Cowvahlo ?

 

[Cowvahlo]

Not reading all this. Have you got ir back @Cowvahlo ?

Na

 

[ToneSAFC73]

German shepherd

A Proper dog

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Na

Puff

 

[HellsBells]

She is a loon but she knows the crack about the dog, you don’t fuck with a mans dog.

May I respectfully point out that she obviously doesn’t.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Puff

May I respectfully point out that she obviously doesn’t.

Are you getting all righteous and condescending just cause you’re a mother now? This is serious shit this dogknapping you know.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Just started a new business, it focuses on the recovery of stranded, stolen or distressed dogs.

Pretty common these days and I mainly deal with civil disputes where a relationship has ended and there is a dispute over custody.

I can undertake surveillance and find your dog for a fixed fee. I have my own Transit van, leads and will supply tempting treats to entice the dog into my van.

If anyone would benefit from my services I will give a free tin of pedigree chum after full payment for every successful mission.

In the future I will be expanding to other pets such as cats, fish, rabbits and hamsters etc.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Are you getting all righteous and condescending just cause you’re a mother now? This is serious shit this dogknapping you know.

Be in a chow mein the morra!

 

[Forrest Gump]

It’s f***ing Keith Lard

 

[Sandboy]

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[chunkyshanhawk53]

Is it back yet?

 

[Jardin]

So basically your skill set is spying and luring your targets into a van with treats.

 

[Forrest Gump]

Is it back yet?

Probably deeed

 

[Forrest Gump]

So basically your skill set is spying and luring your targets into a van with treats.

I’m getting the word
I’m getting the word

 

[Goat Eyes]

So basically your skill set is spying and luring your targets into a van with treats.

Absolutely. It’s proven and it works for me.