Classic Uncle Tom

[Big Duke Six]

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[Butcher's Coat]

 

[Man About Town]

Bet the old twat loves it balls deep - that's obviously why he spent his life in the Navy.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Bet the old twat loves it balls deep - that's obviously why he spent his life in the Navy.

Tom was a gentleman. The only Jossman I ever had any respect for.

 

[JonJon]

Being berated for having a girly haircut by someone like him. As if all them posh officer types weren't buggering each other silly. Even 'War Canoe' sounds like a penis euphemism.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Knows there's a camera on him. Reminds me of the way Brian Clough spoke to people.

 

[Big Duke Six]

 

[weebil64]

All the nice boys love a sailor.

 

[skybo]

Wine women and song
Rum bum and gramophone records

 

[Tuono]

Rum bum and concertina isn't it?

 

[double maxim]

Bet the old twat loves it balls deep - that's obviously why he spent his life in the Navy.

Nah, he joined to feel a man and widen the circle of his friends.

 

[Iballistic George]

I deliberately joined HMS London with bleached blonde hair like Eminem just to piss the joss off. Not a thing she could do about it either. Tried to get me done until I pointed out that females were allowed to dye their hair a natural colour and as they weren't considered wrens anymore and are a part of the RN then why shouldnt blerks. Spent the entire deployment with a yellow heed. Proper trendsetter me for the military.

 

[Big Duke Six]

I deliberately joined HMS London with bleached blonde hair like Eminem just to piss the joss off. Not a thing she could do about it either. Tried to get me done until I pointed out that females were allowed to dye their hair a natural colour and as they weren't considered wrens anymore and are a part of the RN then why shouldnt blerks. Spent the entire deployment with a yellow heed. Proper trendsetter me for the military.

She?

I deliberately joined HMS London with bleached blonde hair like Eminem just to piss the joss off. Not a thing she could do about it either. Tried to get me done until I pointed out that females were allowed to dye their hair a natural colour and as they weren't considered wrens anymore and are a part of the RN then why shouldnt blerks. Spent the entire deployment with a yellow heed. Proper trendsetter me for the military.

She?

 

[Iballistic George]

She?

She?

Yep we had a female joss.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Yep we had a female joss.

Christ.

 

[JonJon]

Yep we had a female joss.

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