Classic Uncle Tom



JonJon

Goalkeeper
Being berated for having a girly haircut by someone like him. As if all them posh officer types weren't buggering each other silly. Even 'War Canoe' sounds like a penis euphemism.
 
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I deliberately joined HMS London with bleached blonde hair like Eminem just to piss the joss off. Not a thing she could do about it either. Tried to get me done until I pointed out that females were allowed to dye their hair a natural colour and as they weren't considered wrens anymore and are a part of the RN then why shouldnt blerks. Spent the entire deployment with a yellow heed. Proper trendsetter me for the military.
 
I deliberately joined HMS London with bleached blonde hair like Eminem just to piss the joss off. Not a thing she could do about it either. Tried to get me done until I pointed out that females were allowed to dye their hair a natural colour and as they weren't considered wrens anymore and are a part of the RN then why shouldnt blerks. Spent the entire deployment with a yellow heed. Proper trendsetter me for the military.
She? :eek:
I deliberately joined HMS London with bleached blonde hair like Eminem just to piss the joss off. Not a thing she could do about it either. Tried to get me done until I pointed out that females were allowed to dye their hair a natural colour and as they weren't considered wrens anymore and are a part of the RN then why shouldnt blerks. Spent the entire deployment with a yellow heed. Proper trendsetter me for the military.
She? :eek:
 

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