Discussion in 'SMB' started by LondonMackem, Aug 10, 2018.
Gan to Penrith to see a mate
I can take a joke mate. But suggesting I go to Penrith is out of order
It's what they serve with fries (chips) in the Philippines. My wife and I both eat our fries (chips) with mayo but I make a garlic mayo concoction which is even better than regular mayo.
Fri - nowt
Sat - cut the grass , get pissed up and watch the lads beat luton
Sun- more drink, going to the riverside to watch the cricket
Friday : Picking up 20 litres of scrumpy. Drinking some of it
Sat : Drinking more scrumpy
Sunday : probably bad with the shits
Today: After a crazy week, going to just smoke my pipe, drink some beer, and listen to some music while grilling some tilapia in the backyard
Saturday: My son leaves back to school in two weeks, so we're having a little get-together with my wife's side of the family at the house. My wife's family is a rather large group so we're doing it pot luck style. Going to eat and drink until I burst.
Sunday: Wake up wondering why I ate and drank so much, take an Alka-Seltzer, go to church, then off to my side of the family for a little get together at my parents place with my wife and son. Oh, and my sister will be there with her tribe.
EDIT: As if anyone really gives a shit
Tonight : just finished a round of golf, quick shower and out for a few beers to watch the footy
Sat : drive to the in-laws to see the wife and kids, day by the pool night out with her
Sun : drive home, pack
Only do that if I want the troop count to the max marra.
Arsehole First rain since we got here as you were typing
What about the suggestion you've got a mate?
I was going to call this attempt at banter average. But that would flatter you somewhat
I know. It wasn't one of my better efforts...
Watching the match tonight.
Watching football tomorrow, with a run thrown in there.
Nowt on Sunday other than watch the football.
Standing in The Social corridor waiting to see the best "unknown" band in London ATM. Free guerilla gig announced last neet. Mate normally gets the tkts and he can't go, another's back up home so I'm Billy no mates the neet.
Free ticket going ATM. Anyone? @Linus ?
Nowt. I’m abroad again in two weeks and my finances are taking a battering.
Tonight , Chinese takeaway and started breaking bad again
Tomorrow, watch the match then metro centre for tea and a bit shopping
Sunday , T20 at Chester Le Street
Fuck me my first £5 pint. Seriously
Friday : chilling. Had a huge day the the markets. Glass of wine to calm down.
Saturday: get my ears lowered and take the bairn on a bike ride
Sunday: swimming and buying a car
What happens when the smog clears in your backyard?
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