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I can take a joke mate. But suggesting I go to Penrith is out of orderNowt
Run
Gan to Penrith to see a mate
It's what they serve with fries (chips) in the Philippines. My wife and I both eat our fries (chips) with mayo but I make a garlic mayo concoction which is even better than regular mayo.Friday: Talking about Belgium
Saturday: Ferry over to Andover
Sunday: Rub one out over Robbie Keane whilst drinking bottles of Kwak and telling everyone why mayonnaise is the number one condiment for chips.
In a glass of icy water is better pal
Arsehole First rain since we got here as you were typingWeekend - hoping it rains in Majorca.
I can take a joke mate. But suggesting I go to Penrith is out of order
I was going to call this attempt at banter average. But that would flatter you somewhatWhat about the suggestion you've got a mate?
I was going to call this attempt at banter average. But that would flatter you somewhat
Standing in The Social corridor waiting to see the best "unknown" band in London ATM. Free guerilla gig announced last neet. Mate normally gets the tkts and he can't go, another's back up home so I'm Billy no mates the neet.
Free ticket going ATM. Anyone? @Linus ?
Tonight : just finished a round of golf, quick shower and out for a few beers to watch the footy
Sat : drive to the in-laws to see the wife and kids, day by the pool night out with her
Sun : drive home, pack
Today: After a crazy week, going to just smoke my pipe, drink some beer, and listen to some music while grilling some tilapia in the backyard
Saturday: My son leaves back to school in two weeks, so we're having a little get-together with my wife's side of the family at the house. My wife's family is a rather large group so we're doing it pot luck style. Going to eat and drink until I burst.
Sunday: Wake up wondering why I ate and drank so much, take an Alka-Seltzer, go to church, then off to my side of the family for a little get together at my parents place with my wife and son. Oh, and my sister will be there with her tribe.
EDIT: As if anyone really gives a shit